These attacks are now causing the police to let out the red flag. Meaning everyone has to stay home no matter what. The Goblins are now eating anything in sight: lampposts, cars, iron gates, doors and even houses. Police are doing what they can to keep us safe. Stay tuned for more at six o’clock.
Sharon, one of many eye witnesses said, “The real truth is that the police are outside, but they are not fighting the goblins, they are babying, crawling up lampposts, climbing up houses. I expect more from our national protectors as not one of them can fight the nibbling scoundrel’s”.
Police protested that these creatures have razor sharp teeth and can literally bite through anything. Officer Pete’s reply to Sharon is this, “I know you can see us climbing up lamp posts and houses but these Goblins can always find you and they have teeth prepared to eat humans in one bite, this leads us all to be terrorised in fear and we climb things to live. Imagine playing life and death hide and seek,”.

Looking to the future we hope the attacks will be over as less cases of Goblin attacks are occurring. Sara Lin, our specialist in Science says this, “The Goblin attacks are declining due to their life history. If Goblins do the same thing for long periods of time this could lead to exhaust disease which is a disease that only Goblins can get. It starts with a headache which evolves to a belly ache then they get really red and start to sleep when they stay like this they start to perish.” A big thanks to Sara and to know more information click this link…
Goblin – Wikipedia
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Stay safe at home, as that's our only hope.