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OGRE!!!

Mrs Hedge

In the late hours of last night, Mrs Hedge, a dinner lady at Ludham Primary School and Nursery, saw a massive Ogre eating slugs at Slurpy Swamp.
Mrs Hedge, who is a diner lady at Ludham Primary School, was on an evening stroll with her husband, when she heard loud stomps. She looked over the hedge and saw a mighty Ogre. She told Must Know News that she glanced over the hedge an enormous lime green blob sparkled above the brown, dirty water.

When our reporter interviewed Mrs Hedge, she made it clear that she felt shocked and very excited to see an extraordinary creature like this Ogre. She said “As well as being excited, I was very scared that it would see me and try and hurt me. So I ducked behind the hedge and ran down the lane to our house.

Due to these odd times, the local authorities have suggested that you keep out of Ludham and any surrounding villages. They say sorry for the inconvenience and hope to catch the monster soon.

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