The Baguette Goblin

The baguette goblin funnily enough likes baguettes. Also it’s French so it chose to go live on top of the eiffel tower. Did you know that there is a 45% chance of seeing a female because the girl is looking after the children while the male is out finding tea which is funnily baguettes.

The Baguette Goblin wears a pair of torn bronze trousers and it has bronze hair (this is to match the color of the baguettes). It has a back of goldy bronzy scales and wherever it walks if it’s night it leaves a black trail (which is when they mostly steel baguettes). But if it’s daylight then it leaves a trail of air that if someone holding a baguette or a baguette touches it then they get the baguette and they all fight over the baguettes and when they do and someone wins all the others try to cover up their trail.

Their diet is a baguette with butter, honey and syrup and sometimes humans if trespassing. If humans are trespassing then all the goblins join together as a team and will jump on the human and steal their baguettes and share it or sometimes them.

The Baguette Goblins have some very surprising features they can fly so if they wanted to they could fly over to humans or the baguette bakeries and steal all of their baguettes then soon they will have less baguettes then The Baguette Goblins… They also have a lot of hobbies, one of them obviously involves stelling baguettes and pushing people off the top of the eiffel tower.

If you see this run take it to jail it won’t be able to escape. OR WILL IT…