The Royal  Goblins

Introduction

Royal Goblins are very demanding and have a great taste for food!They love to make money and spend it on really useless things which do nothing.

Appearance (what they look like)

Have you ever seen a Royal Goblin? Often, Royal Goblins have a lovely gold shiny crown on their head as they are mostly the king or queen of their territory.The majority of Royal Goblins have brown fluffy hair, a purple suit and best of all big muscles,so that they can fight off any intruders.Unlike other goblins they have huge pink beady eyes which if you look at them the shine off them will blind you forever.Although,they never ever brush their teeth as they think they are amazing (when they’re not) but unusually they have perfect straight white teeth which stand out when they smile.Across their body,they have a white sachet which says king or queen on so that everyone knows who they are.Weirdly,they have extremely sharp nails which are that sharp they can cut someone in half if long enough.

Habitat (where they live) 

Most Royale Goblins live in huge marble castles which are guarded by the most highly trained guard dogs which are always ready for an intruder.If any humans go in the castle they will be captured and will never see the outside ever again.

Diet (what they eat)

Royal goblins love to eat anything with gold like gold cereal,gold sandwiches and purely just gold.Their favorite drink is slug juice as they collect the slime off them because they have a huge pen of snails.To get the slug slime they have to squeeze the slug violently until they pop and sometimes their intestines fall in the cup as well.

Surprising features.

Royal goblins love to spend their money on extremely useless things that will never do anything and will never mean anything normally like a 2 headed tv or a pencil which does not have ink in it.They also love to pick their nose and eat because they are the most rank goblins of them all.

Hobbies.

They love to work out in the gym to achieve their huge muscles and love reading whilst sat in their throne.

Conclusion.

The most amazing things about the goblins is that they aren’t royal AT ALL.