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Hacker goblin

Tuesday 21 September 2021

Hacker goblin

A hacker goblin is one of the most intelligent goblins out there;however they do not know how to talk.The hacker goblin never shows its face and breeches any website even if it is secure.The only person who has ever seen the hacker goblin was never seen again…..

Appearance

It wears micro sd cards and when you touch them (which will probably never happen) you will get shocked.The more storage that is on the cards gives you a bigger shock.It has a horn which allows it to travel to device to device (they rarely do this though).With its cable tail it squeezes through cables and travels into your device.The tail needs protection so metal bits of electric fences are there.

Habitat

It decides to live in malware but they don’t make their own they hack other peoples malware and lives there.When inside Trojan horses it rides a horse and raids your computer.It sometimes come on and hides in your trash bin killing your computer.

Diet

They eat storage and computers which doesn’t allows you to not use it again.They also drink your bank account.If you are very unfortunate it just might eat your apps.If it is starving it will eat its clothes.Some Hacker Goblins get confused and eat there tails which makes it harder to infiltrate your computer.

Hobbies

Once they hack your computer they reformat it and everything will disappear. They also like to hack calls and they come in with a big surprise.They take control of your computer in a chance of 0.0001 percent chance they blow your computer up.

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