Tuesday 21st September 2021

space goblin

Ever wonder if goblins are real? Well here are some cracking news! NASA have discovered ‘Space Goblins! Before you go running off to find some facts put your seatbelts on because this report has all the facts you need!

Space Goblins are somewhat of a goblin that lives in space. Amazingly, they have been living in space for centuries. It has been found in clouds, even-though the majority lives on the milky-way. Generally they prefer dark,shadowy areas

Interestingly, NASA has took their first picture of the goblins they look rather different from ordinary image does goblins.They have purple skin to camouflage from the aliens (Which are their enemies) usually they have big ears for good listening but it’s actually the it’s the complete opposite. The hearing is weak.They wear what they wear a star buttoned polo shirt. They are about 30 cm as an adult and about 7 cm as a baby.

Most Astronauts find them playing “scrabble” “roll for the galaxy” “chess” and more. You might think space have no televisions, iPad, phones, but they do! You might not believe it but It’s true! Ever play 8 ball pool with a random alien name Like “MoonBeam” “Ozone” “Meonih” “CakeMuncher4life” wait cake eater? We’ll get on to that later.. so yes? you find those names? Well they are most likely space goblins playing board games on a iPhone.

So as you saw the name (CakeMuncher4life) you probably know that they adore cake well yes they do! They are sooo addicted to sugar that sometimes you  find them buying 100000 sugar bags in a local shop like Asda and Tesco. You must admit that they have a real big, sweet tooth. They rarely eat meat as it is not available in space so you mostly find them being vegetarians. They don’t like egg and vinegar as they find it bitter and sour.

Well that’s it! NASA+ have not found any more interesting facts yet! but when they do so I’ll make sure to update you on more facts with this report!