What is funny? Mog sitting in the middle of a bog on frogs log meowing hi Bob, a snail eating a whale and a Bolive feasting on an olive !
What is not funny ? A brother in a bath and a big fat giraffe !

What is fat? My grandparents cat after a massive meal and a small nap ,a finger as big as the moon and   [sometimes] YOU !
What is thin ? A cruel eye cutting through you , a bamboo stick swaying in the wind and a wisp of cloud .

What is happy? A big surprise birthday party, a smile on your face and you reciving the biggest slice of cake.
What is sad? A winter rain , a cold gaze and a cry of another .

What is big? A fire work display ,and an elephants eighteenth birthday !
What is small ? A tiny palace ball ,a speck of dust and Bevie playin with a duck .