Dear Sir,

I am writing to inform you about the impending events on the calendar. There are some extremely good things near the pipeline.

Firstly, there will be a procession across the town, consisting of a wide diversification of contributions. Everyone involved must take good care not to get in the way of the crowds or there will be an almighty row. The Mayor will decide the best baby competition. While that’s happening, you could go to the local Mr Chippy’s and satisfy yourself.

Afterwards, there will be a dance display in the town square. If you are watching at that time, please stand back so you don’t get in the way of others. The market will be open all afternoon.

Finally, the firework display would be held in Prince’s Park at exactly six’o’clock. We hope you all have a fantastic time and we hope you had a great day and enjoyed yourself.

Yours sincerely,

Mr Billy Bob Kramer