Instructions for Finding the End of the rainbow

First, Travel to the top of a mountain 

Where clouds are traveling up above

Like cotton candy on a stick.

Pause when the sun is shining 

whilst raindrops are spitting down,

Listen to what they are chanting into your ear.

Follow the wind’s calls

Until you reach the Sweet Kingdom.

Beside a ancient cut tree-trunk

Will be a wishing well providing wishes

Now close your eyes 

Wish for a magical unicorn and open your eyes.

Do not talk to the fairies as they lie

And ignore eye contact from dwarfs.

Fly with your unicorn to the sun

They will give you directions to the end of the rainbow

Along with a map.

Capture a leprechaun’s pot of gold

Feed it to your unicorn

It will now fly towards the end of the rainbow.

Now you have reached your destination.