First of all, fly to the magical Marr Astros 

Where the nets are scattered like a dropped bag

Of crisps.

Pause and admire the one and only net that Is basically hanging on 

practically hanging of by a tread.

Follow the white line on the Astros until you find

The dreaded sand pitches where the goblin teenagers sometimes

Lurk about trying to steal someone’s ball.

Now go back to the Astros and you will see a net that no one goes

To and that is the muddy net and it’s not even the mud it’s the revolting smell.

If you go through to the hockey pitches, sometimes there are no main nets

In the normal Astros that you have to use the hockey pitch but the downside is that the hockey

Pitch is always wet and freezing cold so it’s unbearable to touch.

If you like going to the Astros at night you will most likely be met with annoying teams training

And whenever you kick the ball over to their training place they will make sure you hear them.

One of the worst things to ever happen when you are at the Astros is when you are in the corner then you fall over and then you get all of the weird stuff in your mouth and then it tastes horrible.

One of the best ever things ever to happen when you are at the Astros is when you get

There when no one else is there  and you can get the perfect net.

And now you know about the greatest place on

Earth the Astros.