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SWW Essential Advice for Intrepid Explorers of the Wide

Essential Advice for Intrepid Explorers of the Wide

 

Bring an apple for food so that you do not starve and do not die.

Bridges are to be avoided because bridges are most likely to break because the unworthy cannot pass.

Remember to gather the iridescent crystals perched on the edge of a snow-capped mountain. Use them to annihilate fire.

Bring a device to decide what you may be looking for. Search your departed memories from decades ago.

Elephants like snacks, so make sure you bring some otherwise you may be its lunch. Drop the snack on the floor. If you don’t, this may cause serious injury and your hand may be confused with the snack.

If you encounter Furies on your travels, always carry your toughest tools; they have superhuman durability. Beware of the fighting Furies. They believe they are the strongest Greek creature.

Goblins are mischievous and like to steal items from adventurers to bring to their masters. Try to avoid making contact with them. If you think there are some nearby, don’t forget to pull out your elf- made weapon, as elvish metal will glow blue when goblins or orcs are close.

Gorgons are often found in desolate lands. I advise against travelling through deserted towns if there are multiple stone figures looking fearful or like they are trying to run away from something. Remember to bring your mirror in case you encounter one.

 

Always, bring four snacks when going on a hike. When you go on a hike around mountains you may encounter some hydras. Hydras are picky eaters and if you don’t come with four snacks you will be their snack for tea.

Always pack an invisibility potion as its essential: you can change how many seconds or minutes you want it to last for. However, be careful in the middle area when you pass by there is an iannic that can see you when you’re using the potion.

Jackalopes are appealing, cunning and will make good companions. However, they are also unpredictable and aggressive, so don’t get too used to them. They could appear allies but be working against you.

Krakens are to be avoided if you ever decide to go deep sea diving; it’s always better to wait for the turtles if you need to cross the ominous waters.

Leprechauns are small, formally dressed fairies. But despite their tiny appearance, these artists have an unusual hobby of making shoes. Setting up stalls in the Irish forests, they make money from the other gnomes and fairies. Try to seek them out for strong boots.

Always bring a moonlight magnifying glass: in the sun it’s just a normal magnifying glass. However, when the moon shines it can help trace what you’re looking for in the moonlight – so make sure you have one on you.

It is essential that you persuade Neptune to follow you in your journey as he can stop you from being attacked by another explorer’s star ship so you will always be safe.

If you ever encounter an ogre, don’t fall for their medieval trickery and misleading schemes. They might seem magical but they have a short temper and are very hot headed. They can be very secretive and mind their own business but when mad they will fight you to the death.

Beware of burning fires, pyromaniac phoenix’s dwell inside the core of intensity and heat. However, distinguishing the fiery flames will only bother them more, their temporary lair will be exposed, revealing their bone-trembling appearance.

Pegasus – mighty creatures they may be, but inside they could be extremely fatal. Soaring through the sky carelessly, they are not so graceful on land, killing harmless animals with no remorse. Never mistake them for a unicorn; they are harmless and loving unlike the mythical Pegasus.

Remember when going on quests, bring a dagger; preferably made out of God’s tears, which have been melted by a dwarf star, to easily be concealed when going to sabotage bounty hunters.

Watch out for Satyr hiding in the dark dusty caves, waiting for crowds so he can make his big appearance. Although, Satyr has an extraordinary mind, he can be very indecisive at times.

Beware the trickster trolls, as they are mischievous and you could end up losing your gold. I would stay away.

Only except challenges from Vulcan if totally necessary and if you have the right tools because Vulcan is not the greatest  sharer. In the extremely likely event you’d  lose, take it well because Vulcan does not like sore losers.  In case you win, which is very unlikely, do not boast unless you want to be blasted to dust.

When entering any forest, hold your breath for your first few steps: wolves may be able to sense your breath and reveal if you are a human. These creatures can lead you to serious injuries, make sure to go to your nearest town and use gold or silver to buy lifesavers and weapons – these will really save you!

Remember that when you are walking on Chingyang Mountain you need to stay alert for Xing Titan – the almighty headless giant. (Losing the fight for supremacy, he was beheaded and his head buried in Changyang Mountain.)

Yacumama was even rumored to shapeshift into an old lady who, given the chance, would lure young people into the water to drown and eat them. But the way to survive that horrid beast is that you need to have a sunscope that if you shine it at the creature, it will swim away as quick as an airplane taking off.

Zburator-  I advise that you steer away from these massive wolf-like dragons if you have any female crew on board. The reason is that, whilst they sleep, the dragon will visit the dream of a handsome man.

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