From the handbook of advice for 

Explorers about to embark on a perilous expedition.

Never sneak coupon an outrageous 

Tiger, they will attack you.

Stay away from the orcs land otherwise 

They will threaten to attack you but 

If you dont they will eat you. 

There is a queen blocking the path 

Beware she will hypnotise you.

Beware of goblins under bridges

They are very dangerous,with razor 

Sharp teeth, if they see you they will go berserk