You are like a panda, 

picking a perfect moment to move as fast as lighting when you get hit.

You are an ancient goal post, 

50 years old, a ragged net and rusted posts. You have seen many goals but never felt it.

You are a fanatic fan, 

watching your team and screaming all the way like a lion in distress. 

You are a pounding player,

that has always wanted to score all his life like when a lion wants his prey.   

You are a regional ref, 

 mean like a happy  hyena and a lazy lion. 

You are the dreaded VAR,

lurking and picking a perfect moment to check for handball. 

You are a 100 year old pitch,

one that had been abandoned since the world war and can’t wait to be touched.

You are the only two cards that have been in a human’s pocket, 

you’re ready to get shown to the world.

You are a moaning manager, 

one that has been sacked – now you’re in china. 

You are the only cabo cup  that can’t wait to get life like a baby when they are born.