Dear sir, 

I’m writing to you to inform you about the upcoming events on the local calendar.There is some great good things in the pipeline.

First, there is a procession through the town, consisting of a wide  variety of well good  contributions.Anyone involved mustn’t get in the way or there will be an stinking great  big argument .The mayor will judge the best baby competition.While that is happening , you can get yourself down to Mr Chippys and grap some food .

After , there will be a dance display in the town square. If you are up for it ? Please stand  back if you don’t want to get in the way or knocked over . If you’re still feeling it up for it after all that you can then go to the market and that will be open all afternoon.

Finally, the firework display will be held in  Prince’s Park at exactly six on the dot , have a great time.

Hope to see you there , 

Billy Bob Kramer