Dear sir,

I’m writing to inform you about the upcoming events on the local calendar. There is some really good things in the schedule. First, there’ll be a procession through the town, consisting of a wide variety of very good contributions. Anyone involved must not get in the way or there will be a very bad row. The mayor will judge the best baby competition, laugh out loud. While that is happening, go down to Mr Chippy’s and get some food. After that, there’ll be a dance display in the town square. If you are up for it, please stand back so you don’t get yourself in the way. If you’re still up for it after all that, carry on and the market will still be on all afternoon.
Finally, the firework display will be held in prince’s park at exactly six.we hope you all have a really brilliant time.
see you there. Billy Bob Kramer