I’d like you to imagine a terrible sadness drifting around your body like a turtle swimming in the ocean.

I’d like you to clutch this sadness in your mind like wishes that never came true.

I’d like you to call this sadness your happiness.

Now please fill in this survey:

Does your sadness go to school?

Is your sadness ever happy?

What hobbies does your sadness have?

Will your sadness ever make friends with a fluffy , cute polar bear?

Has your sadness ever played on the fragile shell of a turtle?

Does your sadness have a favourite food?

Has your sadness been taught to whistle?

Would your sadness choose a yapping dolphin or a wiggly jellyfish?

What does your sadness do at the end of the day?