The Significance of Our Shadow

I’d like you to imagine the coldest shadow that lurks at your window and dances at dawn.

I’d like you to keep this shadow safe in your hearts like a precious childhood memory that will never be forgotten.

I’d like you to call this shadow, your shadow.

Now please kindly fill in this quick questionnaire:

Does your shadow play the ukelele?

Has your shadow ever been to the Red Lion for Sunday lunch?

Will your shadow ever be a contender on Gladiators?

If your shadow rusts, will you need a glue stick?

Does your shadow consider crocodiles to be friends and elephants to be foe?

When will your shadow next go to the pharmacy?

Has your shadow ever devoured the tantalising taste of Oliver’s triple chocolate brownies?

Would I be able to partner with the shadow for country dancing at the May Fayre?