Id like you to imagine a delightful cream egg
that oozes like an egg yolk.

Id like you to hold this cream egg in your mind
with the attention that you might hold my favourite game
or even a secret that is desperate to be told.

Id like you to call this cream egg your very own.

Now please fill in this survey:

Does your cream egg have a car?
Did your cream egg eat a dog?
Has your cream egg got a driving licence?
Which would your cream egg prefer eating a dog or a phone?