What are hot?The shiny sun and a boild cetl.
What are cold?A bit of an ice pol and pees of metl that has not been used in a long time.
What are fluffy?A sheep as glroroos as a buterfliy.
What are ruth? magnifsnt black rock.
darnced with a egle!
I have never darned with a egl .
but I have fel over
I have never etn fish
but I have met a fish .
I have never fed a tiger
but I have seen a tiger.
🩸 blood sucker
The blood sucker is one of the dangerous animal to escape a lab. It has been seen in a derserted rainforest by a camera on its neck. There has been 2 deaths recorded from this animal. The blood sucker will be captured by the police and taken to a lab more stronger but it will be hard to capture to it because it can go to 110mph in the air. So beware if you see the blood sucker.
Skull insect
The skull insect is an extraordinary a form of insect that has been recently discovered. It’s ability’s make it deadly and intimidating. Would you recognise and find more about it than read more.
It has the same limbs as a insect. The majority of skull insects that the baby’s start with 10 wings to 25 when fully grown and it makes them fly more smoothly and faster. There the size of a killer bee but the skull insect has similar eyes. Surprisingly, they have 500 eyes so they can see all directions and same time.
The skull insects scales are rainbow colour and when they fly the colours mix. Amazingly they can morph into a butterfly to escape predators. When the skull insect feels threatened it shoots venom at the eyes and then puts venom in the eyes. Their venom can melt through titanium so stay away from this deadly creature.
Skull insect
The skull insect is an extraordinary a form of insect that has been recently discovered. It’s ability’s make it deadly and intimidating. Would you recognise and find more about it than read more.
It has the same limbs as a insect. The majority of skull insects that the baby’s start with 10 wings to 25 when fully grown and it makes them fly more smoothly and faster. There the size of a killer bee but the skull insect has similar eyes. Surprisingly, they have 500 eyes so they can see all directions and same time.
The skull insects scales are rainbow colour and when they fly the colours mix. Amazingly they can morph into a butterfly to escape predators. When the skull insect feels threatened it shoots venom at the eyes and then puts venom in the eyes. Their venom can melt through titanium so stay away from this deadly creature.
Pladkeen One Ear
Pladkeen after 5 minutes of digging, was very tired. The Korm had just attacked his home and he was quite petrified because they were after him and his little brother. He crawled out the small hole he had been digging and so did his little brother Blook with his little stubby arms. He had some containers with potato soup and 6 sandwiches with lettuce, tomato, grass and leaves that his mother had packed just in case an emergency happens.
He set off with his brother into Redsnow forest. It was known for a lot of people dying so they stayed cautious. They tiptoed along the leaves on the ground, hoping someone wasn’t watching them… they heard clunking of rusted iron. Pladkeen thought it was his imagination and Blook was squeaking “Soup!” as he was quite hungry. Pladkeen grabbed Blook and dashed behind a tree as the clunking soon got louder and louder until… it passed behind them. He was relieved and they carried on with their adventure to find the golden dagger and stop the Korm’s evil plans.
They came across a small river, there was a big pile of conveniently placed sticks on the ground. After 30 minutes they made a raft and a shelter as it was getting dark. Pladkeen let Blook have his soup. He gobbled it up in 30 seconds and Pladkeen took his time. Afterwards, they snuggled up in their shelter and dozed off.
When they woke up they heard the soft sound of the bird chirping and the calming sound of the river flowing. Pladkeen tried to wake Blook up, but he didn’t want to get up, so he knew the one thing that would wake him up… “Food Blook!” Blook sprang up and started squealing “Foooooooood!!!”. Pladkeen chuckled and gave him a tomato from one of the sandwiches in his bag. Blook gobbled it up in 10 seconds! He grabbed his bag and slotted Blook inside.
They set off on the raft and after what seemed like decades, (even though it was a small river) they got to the end and departed the raft. They felt a bit cold, but then they looked up… It was Mt Triumph! The mountain containing the golden dagger!
How to look after a Bacon Unicorn
First, to get a bacon unicorn, Get one from amazon.co.uk.
Next, a baby bacon unicorn will jump into your arms. Then, Amazon will ask for an extra bit of money for shipping and VAT. Make sure you have a paper 5 pounds ready! The bacon unicorn’s diet consists of monkeys, so make sure you buy some monkey meat from your local store.
After that, feed your bacon unicorn with bacon and monkey meat. If it feels generous it will also eat iceberg lettuce.
Later on, after a long day of having fun, it will get sleepy, make sure you have a bed ready for the unicorn! It will eventually drift off after 5 minutes.
Finally, make sure to give the pet lots of pats and affection! It loves to be stroked!
Arctic Unicorns – Hannah, Aaron
The Arctic Unicorn
The Arctic Unicorn, which likes to eat the rare red ring-weed that grows on the sandy sea floor, has a horn so cold that it can freeze anything it touches. Every so often, unicornologists travel to the North Pole to study these beautiful ice loving creatures as we know hardly anything about them. As more people travel to the northern tip of the world, Arctic Unicorns have, to the delight of many people, become bolder and have started coming closer to human settlements.
Would you be able to recognise an Arctic Unicorn if you saw one? Unlike most winged horses, Arctic Unicorns have the ability to both swim and fly at high altitudes. Also, the main feature of this incredible creature is its magical horn which is made of unbreakable ice. The horn’s power is to freeze anything it touches in a 10cm thick layer of ice. Unsurprisingly, these shy beasts have gills, meaning that they can survive underwater for large amounts of time. They have ice-blue fur which helps them blend in with their surroundings and their eyes are the colour of the deep sea. However, a rare minority are pure white with light pink eyes: these are known as albinos.
Arctic Unicorns, which live only in the coldest places on Earth, have to be below 0°c otherwise they will overheat and die. They build their nests under all the ice and snow so that their foals are safe from all predators like polar bears. They make their nests out of debris that has come from human camps and have started to wander into human territories to collect nesting material.
The main diet of Arctic Unicorns is seaweed and some small types of fish. Their favourite food is the rare red ring-weed which is a type of seaweed that grows only in the North Atlantic Ocean. They will only eat large fish if they are in a place with no seaweed at all.
To relax, Arctic Unicorns like to collect different coloured shells from the seafloor and decorate their homes with seashells and seaweed. Additionally, these ice-loving creatures love to climb icebergs and dive into the water below. They are shy creatures but are becoming braver month by month. Sometimes they will become aggressive, but only when they feel threatened or they feel their young are in danger.
Unfortunately, Arctic Unicorns are becoming rare because global warming is melting the polar ice caps where they live, so if you think that you could give some money to help stop the planet from warming up, then please help to keep these harmless and endangered unicorns safe for future generations.
If you want to give a donation or if you find one on a beach, then please go to ArcticUnicorn.com/save.
The War unicorn
Surprisingly, the vast majority of war unicorns dig homes underground to stay away from predators and hunt for their favourite foods. Contrary to popular belief War unicorns are the most intelligent creatures alive and also invented time travel alongside Albert Einstein in 1684 (it is thought that the War unicorn shook his hand).
The War unicorn yields an ebony black horn (powerful enough to break 8 bones at once). Approximately, 5 war unicorns are scaled and breath underwater with red and black flaming eyes ; a flowing mane which is chestnut brown
The Bacon Unicorn
The Bacon Unicorn can be known as hideous or ugly as it has bacon LITERALLY taped to its body and has a bacon horn. This unicorn (horse with magic bacon powers) has a tail of twined cooked sausages covered in… BACON!!!
Although it usually resides in the deepest of forests, I saw one at my local grocery store… in the meat section…. in a plastic container… Anyway, the Amazon is a common place for the Bacon Unicorn to live.
And its diet consists of monkeys! Also it may be tempted by a side of… you guessed it! Bacon! Its diet can be quite strange however, as they sometimes eat HUMANS! Best stay away!
When it is happy, or hunting, it shoots flying explosive pigs that target the monkeys that they hunt. If you touch a Bacon Unicorn, be careful! If you look up, you are about to be squashed by a pile of…. BACON!!!
Once a man called [🄰🄽🄾🄽🅈🄼🄾🅄🅂] saw one in his home and his only defence was his watermelon stash. He started throwing his precious melons at the Bacon Unicorn and the beast got frightened and ran.
In conclusion, stay away from Bacon Unicorns! They can hurt you badly by squashing you with 1000 tonnes of bacon. I forgot to mention.. it’s teeth are made of Bacon! ACID BACON. Watch out!
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