Right, where shall I start? I will sneak into the cinema showing the new Matilda musical film and being invisible I won’t have to pay for my popcorn!  That’s what being invisible is all about (doing whatever whenever you want.) The movie was great and now I need to jazz up a bit by sneaking into a roller disco in all my super-duper, cool gear. That was so fun but I fell over a bit (a lot). I might steal somebody’s slush puppy while I have got the chance. TASTY!!! I feel tired and am going to sleep well tonight.

In my last 24 hours I will:

• invite my friends to join in all the fun;
• watch all the Harry Potter movies back-to-back;
• go to an exciting theme park;
• have a hair styling experience so I look my best;
• play with my gorgeous sausage dog;
• do loads of artistic crafts;
• bake a 3 layered cake with rainbow sprinkles, caramel butter cream and loads of other toppings (and eat it);
• make a milkshake with all my favourite chocolate bars;
• invite my family and friends to a disco party; and
• get a cool phone and message everyone to wish them well

Wow, so much gold! How can you get all that shiny gold? Get your gold with the one and only brilliant GoldWater 3000 machine! Where do you buy it? Amazon of course. This wonderful, amazing machine currently costs only £785.05. You only need tap water to put into the machine, press the button on the bottom left of the machine and HEY PRESTO … gold, gold, gold! Sell it, keep it, do any thing with it except from hitting the machine with the gold because that would make me and my team offended and break your machine. Batteries sold separately.

Hi Mum, on Wednesday I am doing a speech about wild monkeys in front of lots of people in the local area and I’m nervous. What shall I do?

Not now Bernard, you always talk about monkeys.

Do I?

Yes. You have a really bad memory!

Sorry Mum, I didn’t mean to bother you at all.

It’s okay dear, I was being a bit mean. I actually should be the person saying sorry. It’s nearly your bedtime so you should be going to bed soon! Oh, I forgot to say, everybody is scared sometimes. So, don’t worry.

Thanks Mum.

Goodnight.