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Unicorn Murder

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Unicorn Murder

Sorry to interrupt this channel, this is WorldWide Newsround. Last week on Thursday there had been 36 children and adults murdered in the forest while on a camping trip. It had been shown that a class had been on a trip to the forest, then suddenly a unicorn (which hasn’t still been found) dashed towards the class and stabbed them to death. Their blood, and flesh were shattered all over the floor. Kyle Walker, 31, Police informed that “This is an anonymous mythical creature. If you see it, take a picture of it, stay covered and try not to die. If you see this mythical creature, please alert the police. Or call +448379379694. Or go to londonsecurity.co.uk/mythical-creature-capture

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Unicorn Report

The Devil Unicorn

 

Have you ever seen this type of unicorn? (Devil Unicorn) Did you know, scientists say that there are only 13 ever left in the world!? Interestingly they live in the UNDERWORLD.

My style..

The devil unicorn with a dark red fire horn which has blood dripping out of his teeth (always) with only 1 of the species that has a razor sharp trident. And another one can be recognised with a birthmark shaped as a Goliath Birdeater. None of them really have style, they’re all dark, sad creatures who hate love and kisses and yucky stuff.

 

My shelter..

The rare Devil Unicorn’s live in the UNDERWORLD from 37-40 Deathinburgh Street. No unicorns can get in except the owners because the doors are camouflaged. The houses are made out of lava and the interior is just blood and corpses.

 

Diet

Devil unicorns drink sweet, soury blood and human intestines (yuck). And for their desert they have red velvet cake with a brain on top. Where do they get it from? At sunset they go hunt down for Unicorn Chasers (Cruel people who catch unicorns)

My reactions

The Devil Unicorn is a mean, cruel creature. All Devil Unicorns have serious anger issues. If anybody talks back to them, they get furious really quick (then they get their assistants to punish them)

Question Poem – Arvin Emad

Question Poem

What is cold?

The slight touch freezing neptune and, A baby’s feet touching a -10c bath and and The guilt of you stealing a Ford Mustang.

What is hot?

Rage, blowing out of somebody’s body, Your face being near the 5,778c sun and your tongue burning from hot chocolate.

What is thin? One strip of my black hair, a fragile, light piece of paper and my grandma’s delicious, steaming soup making me more hungry each time I smell the soup.

What is thick? A weeping willow tree’s root, an elephant’s dark, grey body and a car’s wheel spinning round and round.

What is fragile? The most detailed cup of water, two BEST friends being BEST friends for 7 years and a person who broke their leg.

What is strong? The spice of Carolina Reaper, burning your body from toe, to head, a diamond, not breaking even though i smashed it 10 times and Oleksii Novikov