Pigs having the capabilities of humans are REAL, and here’s how to survive.

Quite recently, pigs with the capabilities of that of a human have been discovered and this seems like a huge threat to humanity, even we here at the news have moved to underground to avoid threats of these infected hybrids, we will discuss about this situation.

how this apocalypse started

Very clearly, there are many threats as this is just like a zombie apocalypse, however we must find out how this all started first, so let’s take a look at how this hell happened. To find out how this happened, we must travel back to May of 2020, where a Japanese laboratory started testing human pig hybrids, that can be even more frightening than seeing a cobra, however this hell of an idea received a curse of backlash, many saying that this could cause an incident similar to the game ‘piggy’, a game that has a storyline where a family of pigs get infected, and in turn cause an apocalypse, and the idea did turn out to be when a mistake was done! The wrong elements were put into one of the hybrids and it came out infected, infecting a crap ton of humans, who have now evolved into these pigs that can easily cause frightening nightmares. The industrial threat of this apocalypse is quite high in terms of damage that could possibly be done, let’s take a look.

The industrial threat

The threat to the industry is quite big, let’s take a deep dive. These industries having facilities invaded by these hybrids is a possibility, though it hasn’t happened yet it is expected to. This one is quite a threat as this could mean Wi-Fi stations or food industries may have to temporarily shut down and as I speak, hundreds of millions of people have been buying from their local shops to survive and many countries have been working together to create a cure, due to influx of people buying clothing or sustainable food from the shops, the economy has been rising significantly and this money has been said to be used for donation purposes to the people living under the poverty line and many poor countries, in total $420.69M has been donated and much more is expected to come, in total the hundreds of millions buying from the shops has in turn cause about $69B to be raised.

How to stay safe

Surprisingly, staying safe as of now is simple, these creatures, that aren’t as smart as humans, cannot see anything underground, it is recommended to move underground as it is very easy and you can easily set up a security system from there and enjoy your time there, if you recall, at the beginning we stated that we have moved underground to avoid any threats, we have also set up a security system, it is simple, set up a wire to a camera and connect it to a monitor, you can check the cameras any time using it, anyways that’s it, see you next time!

The Exasperator

The Exasperator is a more recently discovered creature that was found back in March 2020, upon the finishing of the construction to the ring 7: Violence, more specifically it was found in the ring’s citadel, Citadel of True Exasperation, there are many problems that occur with this insect, we will investigate about this creature. Without further ado let’s begin.

About Exasperators

The Exasperators thrive at the last three floors of the Citadel of True Exasperation, which are home to some of the most tedious and long obstacles in a citadel, their goal is to stop you and make you quit the citadel. If you think it would be easy to combat these insects then you are DEAD wrong, you see, if an Exasperator is able to tamper with your healing items and put an exasperating liquid in there, you wont see or feel it but it will send you into a 3 hour long sleep, in which the Exasperator army will send you back to the lobby,  with your progress on the citadel all wiped out, the victors of Citadel of True Exasperation (CoTE) claim to have not used any healing item, the same is recommended if you want to beat CoTE.

The problems

The problems with the Exasperator are that they can become tedious and they are hard to find unless you use ghosting, the builders of CoTE may need to reconstruct the last 3 floors which would be hard as CoTE is near a magma pool in which you cannot escape, The health and medicines room is usually full of exasperated people and there is pressure on the doctors, the citadel may be banned from entering and maybe even destroyed due to the danger of the magma pool. It seems as if this insect will continue doing the things it does unless CoTE is rebuilt/destroyed, the future may be bright for us or may cause many deaths.

Extra information

Size: 2.5cm (yes, it’s THAT small)

Length: 3.5cm

Wing Size: 1.28cm (only for 1 wing and not combined)

Wing Size: 2.56cm (Both wings combined)

Main colours: green, blue, and ultraviolet.

Sam came back as he promised, however something was off, he knocked but the owner did not open, he kept knocking and knocking and knocking until he became too tired, he peeked through the window and there his answer was. Blood on the desk, the animatronics having dark red spots, everything seemed dismantled, the mangle was close to being just parts, all the other robotics were as messy as mangle was the day before, he knew it, the owner was DEAD, his spirit may have been trapped in a robotic. He did not DARE enter the emporium and decided that he could do only one thing, he wrote down ‘Out of business’ on a piece and paper and hung it at the door, he left silently and made sure the emporium would NOT catch anyone’s eye, he came back home after 30 minutes of walking, the short way to home had been blocked off by a recent gas leak from a truck. When he came back home he tripped and fell. He woke up, it was all a dream…

Chapter 3: the sub-realm

He ascended from the depths of the void and raised back to the heights. He reached a place called ‘the ride to atoll.’ In front of him was a diamond, shiny motorboat. After the ride he reached paradise atoll, a place where there are many places to explore, the towers here are meant to be a deserved break for those who either somehow managed to come to this place from zone 1: sea or those who beat the nil difficulty citadel of void, either way you came here, you still deserve a break. Sam met a couple individuals who managed to get here, and had a good talk with them, they talked a lot about their journey in the spatial system. After passing many easy obstacles that were like cakewalks and lots of chilling, he finally beat all the 19 towers that the paradise had to offer, he went on the boat ride back to the emporium, going through many hours that crept by like years. After a long wait, he came back. He met the owner again and after lengthy talks and whatever they talked about, Sam came back to home in time and thought about everything that happened, he even had a dream about it and knew he would come back.

Chapter 2: disobeyed command and entrance to a sub-realm

Sam, just like he promised, came back and earlier this time. He spoke to the owner who said his name was Mr. Toby, and he said a very clearly shouted command “Under any circumstance DO NOT PRESS THAT BLUE BUTTON IN THE OTHER ROOM, it will force you to beat a citadel with 12.3 stud wraparounds (1 stud is about 2 meters) 13.2 stud jumps, 4.3 stud stickouts, hard wallhops, wallwalks and to top it all of there are 22 floors of literal hell, no one has beaten this and many have called it impossible, go if you want and if you beat it I will praise you as much as I can…..” and so Sam stepped in the room, pressed the button and fell, and landed on an island in the depths of the void, there it was, the portal of the Citadel of Void and without a doubt, stepped in. He thought it was actually possible, he had an unmeasurable amount of stress but after 3 hours, he reached it, the final jump, he froze for a second, the void did not want him to win but he had enough courage and pushed through the barrier and won… In front of him he saw the entrance to the sub-realm and went in.

The prologue

Sometimes places are left quite unknown to people. The Arcane Emporium was just that.

there would be lights shining at all times, however nobody payed attention. There were rumours of the creepy animatronics coming to life, the scariest being the mangle. On a summer’s warm evening Sam decided to step in…

Chapter one: Into the emporium

Sam was quite a rich boy, he grew up in a city full of rich people and was extremely privileged, he would always go outside from 6pm to 9pm. He knew he would have to leave before 12:00 or the haunted animatronics would come after him, he stepped through the door. A mysterious voice started to say “why hello there kid, please don’t touch any of the items as the animatronics will go after you, they like to hunt for kids.” Sam turned around and saw him, he said hello. The owner of the emporium said “I used to have a nightguard who worked from 12:00 to 6:00, however he went missing, I suspect that he was killed by an animatronic.” Sam saw the mangled mess of the mangle, a deactivated, dismantled, creepy animatronic, the owner immediately warned him and Sam followed his command. The owner showed him some of his creations, they were things anyone would dream of having one day. The owner and Sam kept talking for about half an hour. When the clock hit 8:45 Sam told him he needed to go back to home in 5 minutes because he needs to back by 9 or earlier, Sam left and went back home, before he went to bed he thought about the Emporium. He had built up the courage to return the next day, and so he did…

Go and open the rainbow door,

Maybe there are towers and citadels towers of many colours surrounded by hard clouds.

Go and open the apricot orange door,

Maybe there is magma that will never cool down.

Go open the forte green door,

Maybe there is a winter cold jungle.

Go open the crimson red door,

Maybe there are cherries that taste like ice cream.

Go open the amber door,

Maybe you’ll see lemon stars.

In the room of animals,

They were all messing around with each other.

In the room of paper,

I kept ripping the paper apart for satisfaction.

In the room of custard,

I thought there was mustard.

In the room of snow,

I threw the fragile snowballs against the strong wall.

In the room of rooms,

I roamed around freely, not knowing where I was going.

In the room of beds,

I tucked in and slept soundly.

In the room of food,

I gobbled up all I could.

In the Magical Emporium

In the room of animals,

They were all messing around with each other.

In the room of paper,

I kept ripping the paper apart for satisfaction.

In the room of custard,

I thought there was mustard.

In the room of snow,

I threw the fragile snowballs against the strong wall.

In the room of rooms,

I roamed around freely, not knowing where I was going.

In the room of beds,

I tucked in and slept soundly.

In the room of food,

I gobbled up all I could.

In the room of bananas,

Monkeys roamed around looking for the best banana.

In the room of questions,

None were answered even though I kept asking.

In the room of bananas,

Monkeys roamed around looking for the best banana.

In the room of questions,

None were answered even though I kept asking.

BREAKING NEWS

We are sorry we interrupted the program that was on a few seconds ago, however poisonous dragons have been spotted spitting poisonous lava on parks, the army has been seen heading to parks with many guns, if you are in schools do NOT leave the building, it is the same for homes, yesterday a suspicious looking egg with a colour of purple and with a lava texture was spotted,  many blood trails and dead birds have been seen. At 01:45:09 in the morning a dragon was seen and the army was sent, as of now the first wave of soldiers have arrived and reinforcements are on the way.

The person who found the dragon egg who is by the name of Alex said that he had spotted a weird purple egg and cracks on it, he later told his friend Sam who works for the army to tell the other army members to rush to the parks with guns, not just any guns, powerful ones, these included the G36C, A-12, M-82 and the SCAR, these are proven to be some of the most powerful guns in the world.

Surprisingly, the baby dragon’s egg was larger than the usual for a poisonous dragon, 9.4cm tall instead of the average 5.7cm, about 34 birds and 54 insects have been spotted dead and there are estimated to be MANY more

a fisher reported that poisonous dragons were seen on the coast, the army is a few minutes from arriving at the coast, keep in mind that baby poisonous dragons can knock on doors and turn your home into poisonous lava or ashes, remember to lock your door and close your curtains, the baby poisonous dragons only attack when they see something living.

Poisonous chasms have been sealed tighter to prevent this and the governments are trying their best to contain the dragons to prevent human extinction, currently there has been only 1 wave of poisonous dragons here in London, if you think you can help contain this fast then this is the opportunity! To apply contact 777 889 625 or send an email to Dragonhunterhiring@gmail.com and live in your own castle! Earn millions a year! Have luxury furniture and food with servants! Be fast because only 3 can be hired!

About 938 people have died and we must protect ourselves, if this becomes global this will mean the end for us, we URGENTLY need dragon hunters to prevent human extinction and prevent dragons ruling the world.

However, to join there are requirements, these are…

Age 18 or older

Fast reflexes, not any fast reflexes, reaction to any movement in under 0.5 seconds

Loyalty and no threatening, if you threaten someone you will be FIRED

Being able to speak to dragons and understand what they say

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