BREAKING NEWS

We are sorry we interrupted the program that was on a few seconds ago, however poisonous dragons have been spotted spitting poisonous lava on parks, the army has been seen heading to parks with many guns, if you are in schools do NOT leave the building, it is the same for homes, yesterday a suspicious looking egg with a colour of purple and with a lava texture was spotted,  many blood trails and dead birds have been seen. At 01:45:09 in the morning a dragon was seen and the army was sent, as of now the first wave of soldiers have arrived and reinforcements are on the way.

The person who found the dragon egg who is by the name of Alex said that he had spotted a weird purple egg and cracks on it, he later told his friend Sam who works for the army to tell the other army members to rush to the parks with guns, not just any guns, powerful ones, these included the G36C, A-12, M-82 and the SCAR, these are proven to be some of the most powerful guns in the world.

Surprisingly, the baby dragon’s egg was larger than the usual for a poisonous dragon, 9.4cm tall instead of the average 5.7cm, about 34 birds and 54 insects have been spotted dead and there are estimated to be MANY more

a fisher reported that poisonous dragons were seen on the coast, the army is a few minutes from arriving at the coast, keep in mind that baby poisonous dragons can knock on doors and turn your home into poisonous lava or ashes, remember to lock your door and close your curtains, the baby poisonous dragons only attack when they see something living.

Poisonous chasms have been sealed tighter to prevent this and the governments are trying their best to contain the dragons to prevent human extinction, currently there has been only 1 wave of poisonous dragons here in London, if you think you can help contain this fast then this is the opportunity! To apply contact 777 889 625 or send an email to Dragonhunterhiring@gmail.com and live in your own castle! Earn millions a year! Have luxury furniture and food with servants! Be fast because only 3 can be hired!

About 938 people have died and we must protect ourselves, if this becomes global this will mean the end for us, we URGENTLY need dragon hunters to prevent human extinction and prevent dragons ruling the world.

However, to join there are requirements, these are…

Age 18 or older

Fast reflexes, not any fast reflexes, reaction to any movement in under 0.5 seconds

Loyalty and no threatening, if you threaten someone you will be FIRED

Being able to speak to dragons and understand what they say

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