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The Shadow Dragon

The Shadow Dragon

(Transmission started) Sorry to disrupt this program but shadow dragons are invading you all must find shelter if you are not near one call 5464-7544-7530 to have soldiers pick you up now we hope you survive. (transmission ended) (beeping noise)

As you could hear shadow dragons are taking over we can tell you more information to survive against them. We will tell you 4 steps. Good luck.

1(location of shelters) Luckily there are one in every county and country and if your wondering if there aren’t a lot of food then, no there is a lot of food to last a century.

2(what to do if you see one) Now if you see one you have to be really quiet and sneak around it if it sees you stand still, really still until it flies away. If it doesn’t fly away and sniffs you need to make a growling sound and then will think another shadow dragon is calling them.

3(If one attacks you) If one attacks you the bite mark will be purple so to heal put on some Dettol baby oil to make the pain a little bit better. Then squeeze the wound so all the black juice comes out. Then put a cast to heal it.

4(If a dragon breaks in the bunkers) If a shadow dragon breaks in we will harm them and will stun them with our stunning railguns and will contain it for research.

We don’t have much time left so if you want more details go to ‘www.Details.co.uk. Thank you for watching when there is more details we will let you know.

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