Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice-cream

I have never eaten a plate full of disgusting Birds Eye broccoli

but I have eaten a tub full of Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice-cream.

I have never ridden on a proud hippogriff, standing tall in front of me

but I have ridden inside a Tesco’s shopping cart down the long, winding sweet isle, looking for tonight’s midnight snack.

I have never read the 1000+ page Bible, but I have read Billionaire Boy, by David Walliams.

I have never wrestled a 25-foot alligator

but I have beat my friend Coen in an arm wrestle.

I have never flown an aeroplane, soaring in the air

but I have flown a drone onto the soft, emerald grass.

I have never written a poem

but I have now…