Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice-cream
I have never eaten a plate full of disgusting Birds Eye broccoli
but I have eaten a tub full of Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice-cream.
I have never ridden on a proud hippogriff, standing tall in front of me
but I have ridden inside a Tesco’s shopping cart down the long, winding sweet isle, looking for tonight’s midnight snack.
I have never read the 1000+ page Bible, but I have read Billionaire Boy, by David Walliams.
I have never wrestled a 25-foot alligator
but I have beat my friend Coen in an arm wrestle.
I have never flown an aeroplane, soaring in the air
but I have flown a drone onto the soft, emerald grass.
I have never written a poem
but I have now…