Bored by dogs? Bored by cats? Well then, look no further than this unique pet, the Dragon. Since these creatures are quite rare, you may need to fly to Mexico to find one of these beasts. If you are thinking about purchasing this pet, you will need: Heaps of food, a large building or stable, a metal collar forged by dwarves and a dragon horn, in case if disobedience.

What to do:

Teaching

These large beasts can be tricky to tame, and do to their large size they prefer to roam freely. This is why the dragon horn is a necessity. To stay away from injuries or even death, do NOT shout at your pet, they will feel threatened and attack. Instead use the dragon horn and they will come to you no matter the situation. After using the horn, tell it your command and it shall follow it, right away.

Mealtime

As Dragons are ginormous, they must be fed 5 times a day, in between these hours: 8:00 – 9:00 am, 11:00 – 12:00 am, 2:00 – 3:00 pm, 5:00 – 6:00 pm and 8:00 – 9:00 pm. Dragons are carnivores, meaning they only eat meat therefore, it will not accept vegetables or plants. Steak, Pork, Sausage and Bacon are ideal to keep you Dragon healthy. So that your pet doesn’t mistake you for its food, I would suggest placing his food on a wide rock. Whilst owning a Dragon, it is best to live near a lake or river, as these large creatures need a big water source.

Freeness

Although, you need to keep your Dragon safe, every few days, you should let the Dragon fly up into the clouds, to ensure that it doesn’t feel to cramped and has some space for itself. However, if you are planning to ride with your Dragon, make sure that it trusts you, if not whilst flying it will through you off it’s back, sending you flying through the air. 

Following these steps correctly, will make a happy life for you and your Dragon. Not following these steps will make life difficult and dangerous. We do not hold responsibility for injuries or death, proceed with caution.

Good luck looking after this big beast

A diamond sword, forged by dwarves from the sun, to defend myself in case of any dangerous encounters.

A pestering parakeet, able to repeat anything it hears, useful to listen in on conversations.

A bottomless-bottle of fog, once used a large, thick mist shall form, easy for quick escapes. 

A never ending food and water supply so I don’t starve or die of thirst.

A weather changer, to change the toughest and most rough of conditions whilst flying on my sky ship.

A pair of, Spot-Everything-Wrong glasses, used to spot problems, whether it’s on the ship or in a thick jungle.

Bored by dogs? Bored by cats? Well then, look no further than this unique pet, the Dragon. Since these creatures are quite rare, you may need to fly to Mexico to find one of these beasts. If you are thinking about purchasing this pet, you will need: Heaps of food, a large building or stable, a metal collar forged by dwarves and a dragon horn, in case if disobedience.

What to do:

Teaching

These large beasts can be tricky to tame, and do to their large size they prefer to roam freely. This is why the dragon horn is a necessity. To stay away from injuries or even death, do NOT shout at your pet, they will feel threatened and attack. Instead use the dragon horn and they will come to you no matter the situation. After using the horn, tell it your command and it shall follow it, right away.

Mealtime

As Dragons are ginormous, they must be fed 5 times a day, in between these hours: 8:00 – 9:00 am, 11:00 – 12:00 am, 2:00 – 3:00 pm, 5:00 – 6:00 pm and 8:00 9:00 pm. Dragons are carnivores, meaning they only eat meat therefore, it will not accept vegetables or plants. Steak, Pork, Sausage and Bacon are ideal to keep you Dragon healthy. So that your pet doesn’t mistake you for its food, I would suggest placing his food on a wide rock. Whilst owning a Dragon, it is best to live near a lake or river, as these large creatures need a big water source.

Freeness

Although, you need to keep your Dragon safe, every few days, you should let the Dragon fly up into the clouds, to ensure that it doesn’t feel to cramped and has some space for itself. However, if you are planning to ride with your Dragon, make sure that it trusts you, if not whilst flying it will through you off it’s back, sending you flying through the air. 

Following these steps correctly, will make a happy life for you and your Dragon. Not following these steps will make life difficult and dangerous. We do not hold responsibility for injuries or death, proceed with caution.

The Rainbow Alicorn 

Habitat 

The Rainbow Alicorn is rarely spotted as it lives up high in the clouds, flying alongside it’s friends. Sometimes in the summer, the Rainbow Alicorn lives atop Mount Everest, do to its spring water, which the Rainbow Alicorn loves. However in the winter, the Rainbow Alicorn, prefers, green, woodland areas or fields and meadows.

Diet

The Rainbow Alicorn, lives of a strict diet, of sweets and chocolate. It’s favourites are celebrations, snickers, lollipops and gummy snakes. However if you are planning to visit and tame the Rainbow Alicorn, do NOT feed it vegetables, especially broccoli, if you do, the creature will go berserk in a fit of rage and attack anyone in sight! On a rare occasion, during the winter, the Rainbow Alicorn my gobble up some pancakes and waffles covered in chocolate.

Safety

When approaching this creature bring a shield, they may same like loveable and cuddly but they do tend to attack humans, if threatened. This is due to them being hunted and poorly treated by humans in the past. If you would like to visit Rainbow Alicorn, do so at your own risk.

Dive for them 

In oceans deep

You must be brave 

Take a leap

Reach for them 

In a dark space 

In dark room

In a dark maze

Search for them 

In caverns cold

In treasure chests 

Ancient and old 

Look for them 

Up in the clouds 

Where the giants are 

Big and loud

I have never climbed Mount Everest in my pyjamas, but I have climbed Combe Hill in a big winter coat

I have never been to space, but I have been to the Leicester Space Centre

I have never cooked for Gordon Ramsey, but I have cooked for my family (they didn’t like it)

I have never won the World Cup in football, but I have won the World Cup in FIFA

I have never fought Anthony Joshua, but I have fought with my sister