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The clawed Dragonfly

The newly discovered clawed dragonfly is renowned for its ability to stab a hole in metal and concrete. The creature lives in places that have Caesium Hydroxide [CsOH] in abundance]. It is crucially endangered and is believed to only have 10,000 specimens left. Would you be lucky and brave enough to find one and will you recognise it if you do?

 

There are 2 types of clawed dragonflies; The 4-eyed clawed dragonfly and the dinofly. 

 

The 4-eyed clawed dragonfly is more common and prefers to jump and climb in trees. Its stinger has venom but is not potent. The claws, however, are filled with radioactive molten uranium. The skin will look quite white as of the Caesium Hydroxide that it bathes in. This species is more of a carnivore but can eat plants if it is obliged to. 

 

The dinofly is the rarer species of clawed dragonfly and only has two eyes. The little bushy tail holds a sticky secret: it is covered with glue so when a predator touches the tail it would stick to him. Then the dinofly would repeatedly bite the creature with its teeth till it bleeds to death. Then it feeds on the creature. This species will only eat meat, eggs or wood. The dinofly is more dangerous. 

 

Both are believed to have first existed around the creatorous period when T-Rex and Ankylosaurus roamed. Around then these massive beasts were probably too strong for 4-eyed clawed dragonflies and dinoflies to kill and eat. The biggest enemies for clawed dragonflies are the blood-churners who have trillions of stings. 

But stll, BEWARE of the CLAWED DRAGONFLIES!

Visit the Rattington Rodent Emporium

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  2. Mind-blowing acrobatic mice
  3. Insanely tough lemmings. 

 

For a day of absolutely perfect bliss, visit our emporium. 

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The Blood-clotter

The Blood-clotter. 

 

The Blood-clotter is one of the craziest forms of insect. It has only been discovered for only a few months. Its unfathomable abilities have made it famous around its habitat. Would you even be able to see one and is there anything crucial that we need to know about it?

It is invisible to the naked eye and has the appearance of a sea lamprey. The majority of Blood-clotters have twelve billion stings but only four have been found with as much as 12 trillion. The wings are cosmetic and are used to mask its real shape. Amazingly, they can fly by blowing venom  from  its thorax. 

The Blood-clotter’s body is covered in minuscule lens These enable it to blend into its surroundings. Itws around the size of an atom, the size of something to see even with some microscopes. 

If alarmed, it will fly and shoot all its stings in all directions and will regenerate it back. Apart from stings, it will also fly crazy and the colour-changing javelins will prickle anything it touches. Its venom is strong enough to punch a hole through obsidian. Only pure osmium armour can stop the poison. So BEWARE OF THIS ANIMAL!!!

Horror desert bu Daniel Y4

It was a very attractive vehicle but Albert wasn’t interested in it. He was staring at the minuscule, fluffy rodent. The chocolate brown fur glistened in the light. It was exactly the animal he had seen in his dreams: glistening ebony eyes; a pewter, scaly tail; furry caramel ears, jotting out of it’s head; and tiny, fragile paws  stuck out of the rat’s underside. The whiskers were transparent ropes that stuck on the rat’s head. 

 

The rat began to arouse. It slowly scuttled across the rocks until a whirlpool. Albert followed it. The creature leapt into the whirling mass and Albert likewise. It led into a desert but unlike any other, it was raining endlessly. Albert exclaimed,”Whoa, this is impossible!”

 

He walked until he met a giant ghastly screen in a ditch. It showed the petrifying details of the daily executions, where an intruder would be buried alive and one googolplex tonnes of pressure would be added on the coffin. 

 

Molten uranium started to fill the ditch. Grenade hovered in the sky and exploded, sending titanium bombarding at the ground. None of the duo got hit. It suddenly stopped. Micetraps came out of the ground like the living dead…

The Disobeyed Order by Daniel Y4

The rat disappeared through a whirlpool. Albert realised that he wasn’t alone. He accidentally bumped into a huge dormouse who was carrying a gun that shoots out explosive grenades. He said that you need to proceed until you reach a door. Through a piece of yellow bread and it’ll open. Albert did what he was told. 

 

The door opened and it appeared to be the cellar. A moment later, he was holding his breath. It appeared to be a bunch of balloons, full of molten uranium, had burst and let out a noxious liquid. Then a bright light shone out of nowhere. Grenades appeared to float in there, but didn’t. Laggy was coming. He said:

 

“As you know, I am Laggy, and this is my kingdom. You are free to touch anything but DO NOT free the rats in traps. Albert became concerned of the huge crown Laggy wore, studded by opals. You are free to be in any room you desire, but as I said, DO NOT FREE THE RATS.” Albert left as a precaution of the intruding, razor teeth. 

 

Suddenly, a gale blew. Only Albert got blown. The guards, smaller than him, didn’t move an inch. The food, which he could easily pick up, didn’t move. He flew. Forgetting what Laggy said, Albert freed a sewer rat – possibly a baby – stuck in a glue trap. He became worried. He thought, “ Oh no.” Then he fell unconscious. 

The Sewer Opening by Daniel Y4

 

Prologue

 

Imagine there was  a place which the sun never shone, a place which was ruled by rats, a place where holograms became touch-screen boards: this is the story of such a place. All of this would be a dream until Albert stumbled upon something special …

 

Chapter 1 

Albert was wandering on a street when he stumbled and fell on a sewer cover. When he touched it, the door became golden (carved by rats teeth) and opened. Albert fell into the opening and slid until he reached a pitch black puffy cave.

 

Albert saw a sewer rat locked up in a cage. Beside the cage, was a tungsten hammer more expensive than a ton of antimatter. A piece of yellow bread lay on a table, as dense as lead. Below the table lay a car made of pure osmium. Seventeen huge dormice guarded a door, dressed in armor lighter than aerogel. But what Albert was most interested in was the Golden Piece of Cheese. 

The Sewer Opening by Daniel Y4

 

Prologue

 

Imagine there was  a place which the sun never shone, a place which was ruled by rats, a place where holograms became touch-screen boards: this is the story of such a place. All of this would be a dream until Albert stumbled upon something special …

 

Chapter 1 

Albert was wandering on a street when he stumbled and fell on a sewer cover. When he touched it, the door became golden (carved by rats teeth) and opened. Albert fell into the opening and slid until he reached a pitch black puffy cave.

 

Albert saw a sewer rat locked up in a cage. Beside the cage, was a tungsten hammer more expensive than a ton of antimatter. A piece of yellow bread lay on a table, as dense as lead. Below the table lay a car made of pure osmium. Seventeen huge dormice guarded a door, dressed in armor lighter than aerogel. But what Albert was most interested in was the Golden Piece of Cheese. 

The Dragon Job

Wanted urgently-a dragon tamer.

Do you want to have a colossal wage plus many useful things? Have you got the rare talent of being able of  taming dragons or fierce reptiles. If you accept this,  sign up in our website and your wage and reward will be given immediently. 

 

If you are going to do this challenge of a lifetime, we will expect you to:

  • be able to swim
  • have a backpack with all the necessaries
  • have the special talent
  • The offer last until 3rd of March 2021, when we will compel some people with the talent to do it.   

Here are the awards:

  • A million US dollars
  • A luxury mansion
  • Lifetime supply of breakfast, lunch and dinner

If you are accepting this, give a phone call on the number:

0165748395

After that, go to a place called ‘Phomagus Mountain’, leave a tag with your name and phone number. If you succeded, call us on 0165748395 and we will give you your reward. 

Good Luck!