Are you depleted at home? Are you interested in rats and mice? If so, visit the Rattington Rodent Emporium and enjoy the bliss of a lifetime. Amazingly, this is all FREE! Bring yourself to our emporium and prepare to experience the feel of the softest rodents. 

We offer:

1. The rarest rodents
2. Mind-blowing acrobatic mice
3. Insanely tough lemmings. 

For a day of absolutely perfect bliss, visit our emporium. 

Don’t be the sole person  to miss out on a bewildering journey. 

We can provide:

1. Free live/toy chinchillas
2. Wide opening/closing times. 

Don’t miss out on our:

1. Limited edition giant rats
2. Gummy mice
3. Rat merchandise

Awesome, amazing acrobatics await!!!!!!

“The best trip ever in mtv life!” said Mr Jerry the mouse. 

1. Customized rats for early birds. 
2. FREE lunch for family and friends. 
3. Under 18s go free. 

We are open 24/7 and have bedrooms for the night. Find us at 25 Ratsome Road VN19 LDX Visit our website www.rattingtonmerchandice.com/buy-adult-tickets for tickets.