Come get her limited time only, emo girl on sale now. Comes complete with box dye for her hair and very emo, gothic clothes.
Now you might not want an emo girl but she is a thurbreed, fully housetrained, not annoying at all. You won’t even know she’s there literally if you supply her with a computer she will stay in her room the whole day.
Her name is Cordelia rose ball but when you buy her you can name her whatever you want. So come down to 100 Word Street if you want her.
Selling a Paul for $1
Job : master butcher there are only a few in Australia!
He is very good at cooking meat and roasts.
He will block up your house full of barbeques.
And all of the dogs in your neighbourhood will run to his feet and lick his boots because he will have meet stuck to his boot and you will never hear the end of the licking.
If you would like a very rude smelly old farting never home dad. This is your sine to get the Paul.
Still only $1 so by now.
We are interrupting this program to announce that Cornish Scilly dragons have been sighted swooping over Truro High School. At playtime, students were in tears to see an adult Cornish Scilly Dragon gliding over the school. Teachers and pupils have been warned not to look at these pests as they can blind you after even one look at its back. Gary, the bus driver, has recently claimed that these beasts have been attracted to the pasties that students have been eating. The school council is concerned since more and more teachers have been sent to hospital from being blinded. More information at 6 o’clock news.
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