We are interrupting this program to announce  that Cornish Scilly dragons have been sighted swooping over Truro High School. At playtime, students were in tears to see an adult Cornish Scilly Dragon gliding over the school. Teachers and pupils have been warned not to look at these pests as they can blind you after even one look at its back. Gary, the bus driver, has recently claimed that these beasts have been attracted to the pasties that students have been eating. The school council is concerned since more and more teachers have been sent to hospital from being blinded. More information at 6 o’clock news.