Do you have the ability to seek out dragons? Can you capture even the most dangerous of terrifying beasts? Does the prospect of being richer that The Royal Family and having a magnificent reward appeal to you? If so, this is the job for you.

If you feel that this is the job for you, you will be expected to:

• travel to our welcoming village;
• find the disgusting creature;
• capture the awful beast;
• deliver it to The King, dead or alive.

In return, you will be rewarded with:

• the most protective golden dragon armor of all time;
• a band of loyal, trusty elves to be your servants;
• the guarantee of a free, luxurious holiday to a place of your choice;
• a lifetime breakfast buffet, to arrive at your house every day at 8:30^AM.

If you wish to apply, leave your details at the end of the nearest rainbow before the 22^nd May.