An ethereal torch (made from the mahogany wood from the Japanese red leaf tree and the breath of an ancient Swedish Mountain Dragon) used to scare away Mithlers and Ushepes.

A Spats egg (laid by the Purple Bellied Spat) serves as a pain killer and can protect one from Medusa’s stony gaze.

A crystallized bottle (from the fine crystal caves of the Mediterranean) is used to purify intoxicated and poisoned liquid.

The Lunar Pegasus, is a equestrian first sighted in 1976, since there has been  two other occasions of a reported sighting. The second time in 1984 the third in 1999. Known for its pearly white skin and golden main (and eyes) though this is not the most unnatural feature of it. You see, this creature eats the moon, creating the moon cycle, this theory was formed after the second sighting of the lunar Pegasus as the first sighting was thought to be a hallucination by afforaties “As at the the time” A Government representative said-“It was common for frauds to claim these sort of things, some of which, where primarily truthful.”

Furthermore, once the second report came (from an anonymous source) the government decided to finally look for proof of this mystical equestrian’s existence. In 1999 the Government confirmed (after a agent sighted the Pegasus nibbling at  a crater in 1997) that the Lunar pegasus was indeed, real.

I like bread, not a donkeys head,

instead,of lead.

I hate you,

but so does a Shrew

I love you,

More than Yahoo

I like to,

Play with my Kangroo,

I like my cereal before my milk,

I can’t afford fine silk,

Don’t be shy,

Its your time,

To shine,

So bright.

What is entitled? A Karen, screaming  at a Mcdonalds employee .

What is old? The color blue,

What is new? Me and you.

What is boring? Watching paint dry,

What is annoying? Listening to a baby cry.

I have never ridden on the back of a lion,

But I have ice skated before,

I have never been to Iceland,

But I have played in snow at summer,

I have never seen a wild Zebra,

But I have seen a Red Kite,

I have never been to Japan,

But I have been to Sweden,

I have never found the end of a rainbow,

But I have had Dominos pizza,

I have never been to Mount Everest,

But I have a phone.

I have never ridden on the back of a lion,

But I have ice skated before,

I have never been to Iceland,

But I have played in snow at summer,

I have never seen a wild Zebra,

But I have seen a Red Kite,

I have never been to Japan,

But I have been to Sweden,

I have never found the end of a rainbow,

But I have had Dominos pizza,

I have never been to Mount Everest,

But I have a phone.