How to tame a Gremlin.

Have you ever wondered why your bin is tipped over?

Have you ever wondered why your banana skin that you ate yesterday is ready to slip you over?

Things you will need.

• Large space.
• A net gun to capture it .
• A football they love playing ball games.
• A lead for the Gremlin to go for walks.(they love going for walks because they want to see more of towns, cities and villages.

What you have to do.

 Firstly , find a big space for the Gremlin to play around because they love sports and sometimes they will say can I watch football or any other sports

Next , get a football so the Gremlin can play ball games

Thirdly, only feed it milk and bread because if you feed it anything else it will go mad.

On the final note.

They love seeing their family and friends.Beware of keep it away from; dogs, cats, monkeys and lions.

What is fast?Timo Werner sprinting down  the wing.

What is slow? A snail going down the A47

and friendship for life.

What is small? a baby puppy cuddling in a clean blanket  

and a lego figure on its own.

What is big? A tiger’s mouth with its jaws staring

into his prey.

And wembley stadium.

What is easily lost? My mum’s car keys.

And a stress feeling that you get every day.

What is heavy? A great white shark.

and a lonely friend.

I have never seen the Norwich city assistant coach

But I have seen the Ipswich assistant coach.

I have never fort for the British army

But I have played a bitter Nerf war against my brother.

I have never held the world cup

But I have lifted the player of the season.

I have never scored against Nogo’lo Kante in a football match

But I have played a game of footy with my brother.

I have never watched Norwich vs chelsea

But I have watched Norwich city veterans vs Inter milan veterans.

I have never been to Milan 

but I have been to pizzo.

I have never raced down the A47 with a lamborghini 

I have raced with a lamborghini

On gran turismo.

I want to paint.

I want to paint.

I want to paint.

The crowd roaring when Horsford Hurricanes 

Win the cup.

I want to paint.

The taste of a warm marshmallow drowning in the mesmerising

Hot-Chocolate with the fire crackling like Santa’s grotto. 

 I want to paint.

The sound of my nanna’s dog.

I want to paint.

The idea of England winning the world cup.

I want to paint.

The memory of the Duke of Edinburgh.

I want to paint.

The impossibility of West Brom winning the premier league