I have never seen the Norwich city assistant coach

But I have seen the Ipswich assistant coach.

I have never fort for the British army

But I have played a bitter Nerf war against my brother.

I have never held the world cup

But I have lifted the player of the season.

I have never scored against Nogo’lo Kante in a football match

But I have played a game of footy with my brother.

I have never watched Norwich vs chelsea

But I have watched Norwich city veterans vs Inter milan veterans.

I have never been to Milan 

but I have been to pizzo.

I have never raced down the A47 with a lamborghini 

I have raced with a lamborghini

On gran turismo.