I have never seen the Norwich city assistant coach
But I have seen the Ipswich assistant coach.
I have never fort for the British army
But I have played a bitter Nerf war against my brother.
I have never held the world cup
But I have lifted the player of the season.
I have never scored against Nogo’lo Kante in a football match
But I have played a game of footy with my brother.
I have never watched Norwich vs chelsea
But I have watched Norwich city veterans vs Inter milan veterans.
I have never been to Milan
but I have been to pizzo.
I have never raced down the A47 with a lamborghini
I have raced with a lamborghini
On gran turismo.