I’ve never set up camp in the Amazon Rainforest…

I have never eaten noodles on the streets of Shanghai,

but I have chomped on chips at the seaside market.

I have never gone inside Buckingham Palace,

but I have been in the Norwich Castle Museum.

I have never leapt out of a plane to skydive,

but I have jumped high on Jacob’s trampoline.

I have never tickled a tiger playfully,

but I have played with Maddie the dog on the green.

I have never gotten a gold medal for winning the Olympics,

but I have gotten a Golden Demon pin for getting to the semi-finals.

I have never beaten a professional chess mastermind,

but I have won against Sam at Magic The Card Game at The Hobbit Hole.

I have never swam the English Channel,

but I have paddled in the sea at Gorleston Beach.

I have never raced Usain Bolt, 

but I have ran with Amelie down Park Road in Manea.

I have never set up camp in the Amazon Rainforest,

but I have built a champion den in Manea woods.