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Astro

Dear Astro,

 

I am writing to you to persuade you to go to another Astro

 

My first point is that people are saying you are over using your powers for bad things. I would also like to argue that you have been putting little black bits of Astro in peoples shoes because you think it is funny, so people are going home to black Astro bits in their boots.

 

Furthermore I am concerned that you got kicked out of another Astro for the same reasons, and that is not very good. I would like to point out we will pay you £10,000 to leave this Astro and go to another one. On the other hand, many people argue that you can be very nice going and collecting footballs for people if they go flying away.

 

Also people say you can criticise them if they do some wrong like miss a goal do a skill wrong. Although some people suggest you can be nice to some people and go get them stuff from the shop, but we have got more negative reports about you. However you are also scaring people by shooting footballs 150 miles an hour just beside them at random times.

 

Alternatively, we set up a voting thing so people can vote for you stay or  to go but there is 1006 people want you to stay and 1500 want you to go, and there is 2 hours left to vote so it is unlikely for you to stay, This is not correct because you could of easy rigged it so Astro had to go.

 

The main reason is because you are scaring people and criticising people for being trash. We believe this because if you visit our website Astro.com and look at the reports they are all bad ones.

Chapter 1

The jolly  Jopen  

 

Are you tired of carrying round all of your irons and wedges around the golf course then look now further. 

 

Are you looking for an amazing golf adventure?

Well if you are come down to Jopen, there is a golf club

That is 12 in one so you get a 2 iron, 3 iron, 4 iron, 5 iron, 6 iron 7 iron,

8 iron, 9 iron, pw, Sw and w. 

This club is the deal of a life time, order now at www.Joppens.com,

These are the benefits of it, it is a 12 in 1 very light also it is pretty cheap and it is the best material out there.

 

This is what Rory Mcilroy had to say about our shop ” this is an amazing shop, and the 12 in 1 is the best club I have ever used so should go a get one for yourself.

Chapter 1

It was a cloudy day in January. The fog floated round the corner in Troon. The light when out at exactly 3.00 am the very strong wind was blazing round corners.

 

Monica Mcdonald ignored the very strong wind. She was staring at the checkpoint he was very nervous to go up to the checkpoint, he pulled his coat closer and looked at the floor.

 

He could see the soldiers standing there in  brick little building,  “Next” Yelled the guard, stamping his feet, He pulled out his sword

 Then she handed over her pass to the guard “where do you think you are going little boy?” He yelled, While giving Monica a very dark stare.

 

” I’m just dropping off some tools for my dad ” Monica replied, Smiling as best as he could. The guard smelling her breath.

 

One moment later, Monica was walking through the top of the town,

Then she heard some people taking talking down a dark Alloway, then she walked down it. Then out of nowhere she got grabbed by a man with a ski mask and all black clothes, “you’re coming with me he said !” and then she got took into a dump. Then they heard a howl, then a white and fluffy the animal came out from the shadows and ran at the guy in the ski masks he threw me up in the air and the wolf caught me as I was falling.

 

And then I said ” thank you so much for catching me ” then the wolf replied ” no problem ” ” wait you can talk?”  ” only for you he whispered ”  ” you need to get out of here because that guy will get the guards so we better go. 

Chapter 1

It was a cloudy day in January. The fog floated round the corner in Troon. The light when out at exactly 3.00 am the very strong wind was blazing round corners.

 

Monica Mcdonald ignored the very strong wind. She was staring at the checkpoint he was very nervous to go up to the checkpoint, he pulled his coat closer and looked at the floor.

 

He could see the soldiers standing there in  brick little building,  “Next” Yelled the guard, stamping his feet, He pulled out his sword

 Then she handed over her pass to the guard “where do you think you are going little boy?” He yelled, While giving Monica a very dark stare.

 

” I’m just dropping off some tools for my dad ” Monica replied, Smiling as best as he could. The guard smelling her breath.

 

One moment later, Monica was walking through the top of the town,

Then she heard some people taking talking down a dark Alloway, then she walked down it. Then out of nowhere she got grabbed by a man with a ski mask and all black clothes, “you’re coming with me he said !” and then she got took into a dump. Then they heard a howl, then a white and fluffy the animal came out from the shadows and ran at the guy in the ski masks he threw me up in the air and the wolf caught me as I was falling.

 

And then I said ” thank you so much for catching me ” then the wolf replied ” no problem ” ” wait you can talk?”  ” only for you he whispered ”  ” you need to get out of here because that guy will get the guards so we better go. 

Hight-howler

Wolf, Wolf

 why do you howl at the moon? I will call you a night-howler 

Now It confuses me when you do.

 

Wolf, Wolf why do you travel in packs?

Will you hunt down your prey for a delicous-dinner.

 

Wolf, Wolf

 

 why are you so fast? 

When you are hunting down prey for 

your devious dinner.

 

Wolf, Wolf

 why are your eyes so blue?

They are like a very bright blue diamond found

In the darkest caves.

 

Wolf, Wolf

 Why are you a meat-eater and why do you eat meat raw

For your dinner it’s like eat ice-cream with no cone.

 

Wolf, Wolf 

 Why does your fur never get dirty?

Your like a clean- cloth.

 

Wolf, Wolf

 why do you like it in the deep dark caves, 

Anyone could see you in there with your beautiful- blue eyes.

chapter 4

Chapter 4 Tiny Time

Bob wanted to go to Coney Crossroads and Tiny Tim wants to go to so of they go to Coney Crossroads and Bob got a pot of peanut butter and tiny Tim is not having a bit of the peanut butter. Tiny Tim does not like peanut butter, and they made it to Coney Crossroads and there is a lot people.

Tiny Tim is going to get ice cream and Bob is so not happy as he gets one piece of chocolate.

In the morning they are leaving to go to Tilted Tower to kill the Gorm and Tim is so scared.  Bob is going to help but he is so.  Tiny Tim will have to kill the Gorm.

Tiny Tim killed the gorm and saved the world.

 

Jamie P4 Oyne Primary

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What’s in the box by Jamie

“DON’T OPEN THE BOX” said my father but it was to late I had already opened it …Chickens flapping their wings squawking and Squealing . One came out then another until the room was full of chickens my mother came home from work and  she was horrified and screamed and then    ran to the bedroom and couldn’t stop screaming . The chickens kept coming out nobody could stop them they opened the kitchen door and and started to take over the outside world .The  chickens invaded Morrisons then Asda and finally Tesco and then I barely shut the box and they disappeared .

Uncle Craig is for sale by Jamie

Do you want a new member of your family? Well  now you can Uncle  Craig is on the market.Do  you want a relative who is sometimes miserable but is a fantastic cook ? He gives you free electronics he helps  mow your lawn ,he loves his family and his best dishes are tikka masala, burgers that are  better than McDonald’s and loves to watch   tv with you and will always play football with you and even have  water balloon fight . If you love going on holiday just ask him to pay and he will so why not buy  Uncle Craig .