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Tropical Hotel

The Tropical Hotel

Do you want to explore the Sahara Desert? Come visit our luxury hotel. If you’re not fast you’re last, don’t miss out!

 

We guarantee a fun packed holiday with camel trekking on the Sahara Desert, dirt bike riding and unlimited ice cream and juice.

 

The Rock said his favourite thing was “the camel trekking and chocolate ice cream.”

 

Step in and discover our unique facilities:

  • Our very own reptile rehab
  • The softest and best mattress in the world made from Cashmere
  • Provided with your own lizard on arrival with a fee of £10 instead of £60
  • Onsite lizard park
  • Largest children’s indoor park in Africa
  • Free Mountain/ Fossil excursion

 

And if all of this wasn’t enough, book now to receive 50% off.

Goat

GOAT by Lachlan

 

I’d like you to imagine a small goat

playing with a red football.

 

I’d like you to remember this goat

with the joy of playing with friends.

I’d like you to call this goat your best friend

 

Now, please answer my survey questions:

 

Does your goat like to bounce on a trampoline?

Where does your goat eat its dinner?

What breed is you the PlayStation last night?

Has your goat had a pizza?

When did your goat go paddle boarding?

Would your goat like to bungee jump?

Will your goat win a prize at a talent show?

Can your goat run across the full length of Africa?

Could your goat co camping?

 

Black Beach

It doesn’t have to be the fresh waterfall at Black beach,

or the ginger hardy Highland cows,

or the Grey seals camouflage on the rocks.

 

It could be prickly green and yellow gores bushes,

or Sea Eagles flying over the dark black sand,

the history of the old cottage ruins

or the smell of the salty sea

mixed with the fresh spring grass,

Or the sound of the sea crashing on the rock.

Look around you

and see the island life.

Cosmic Emporium

Are you ever bored to death at home? Do you need something new to make your life exciting? Would you be interested in the best moment of your life? Well…visit our shop today. It’s called the Cosmic Emporium magnificent, wonderful times await. Inside we have:

Plenty of amazing things to improve your home.

A water park for children and the ‘Moo Cafe is inside.

For a day of amazement, come to our shop today. Leave your husband at home and finally get that long wanted garden gnome.

You don’t want to miss out, do you?

We have:

Books that get make magical rooms, new planets that no one has ever heard about, hotels to stay in for as long as you want to.

‘This is amazing, I got a new nose,’ said the Dark Lord Voldemort.

We do club cards so when you buy something £10 or over, you get a sticker. When you fill the cards with 200 sticker, you get a free item from our shop. Find us just off Lakepath, Donkey Street, number 22.

Online search http://www.cosmicemporium.co.uk

Call us on 073456572322257

In the House of Wonders (version 2)

(Edited for typo and reposted – could the first version be deleted, please?)

 

In the room of death, I ran away from the afterlife as I felt like I was being chased by the grim reaper. 

In the room of ice, I felt like I was dying of the darkness that surrounded me. 

In the room of space, I watched as the stars and plants swirled around in circles like a toilet being flushed. 

In the room of wonder, I watched as people danced in the air and looked like they were doing ballet. 

In the room of games, I saw everyone playing monopoly, chess and checkers. They wanted me to play but were sad when they found out I had to leave. 

In the room of education. I saw everyone learning from some of the smartest people, like Albert Einstein. 

In the room of food, I was allowed to bake whatever I really wanted. 

In the room of the helplessness, I saw everyone was poor and alone with only their family to help them. I wanted to do something but I couldn’t and I was sad to leave them like I was abandoning them. 

In the room of fear, I saw everyone terrified of something threatening but I didn’t know what. 

In the room of birds, I was allowed to feed them, touch them and even take one. 

In the room of wolves, I saw one hunting its prey. It was very brutal which was not funny. 

In the room of cats, I saw them meowing and purring like they were getting ready for bed which I put them to. 

In the room of work, I was overwhelmed with paperwork like I was the only one there. 

In the room of chairs, I was amused how they were able to put chairs into different shapes 

In the room of destiny, I ran away from the future and I was scared I couldn’t get away 

In the room of sand, I walked restlessly in the desert that surrounded me like I a sandstorm. 

In the room of trees, I was surrounded by jungle. It looked like it was a maze but finally I got out. 

In the room of family, I was happy to be surrounded by them. 

In the room of friends, I was sad because I have none. 

In the room of giants, I was amazed by how tall they are. 

In the room of hills, I hiked until I was at the top of the top of the mountain. 

In the room of war, I was the general leading my soldiers. We won but lost a lot of good people. 

In the room of peace, we worked together to create a better world for humankind.  

In the House of Wonders (version 2)

(Edited for typo and reposted – could the first version be deleted, please?)

 

In the room of death, I ran away from the afterlife as I felt like I was being chased by the grim reaper. 

In the room of ice, I felt like I was dying of the darkness that surrounded me. 

In the room of space, I watched as the stars and plants swirled around in circles like a toilet being flushed. 

In the room of wonder, I watched as people danced in the air and looked like they were doing ballet. 

In the room of games, I saw everyone playing monopoly, chess and checkers. They wanted me to play but were sad when they found out I had to leave. 

In the room of education. I saw everyone learning from some of the smartest people, like Albert Einstein. 

In the room of food, I was allowed to bake whatever I really wanted. 

In the room of the helplessness, I saw everyone was poor and alone with only their family to help them. I wanted to do something but I couldn’t and I was sad to leave them like I was abandoning them. 

In the room of fear, I saw everyone terrified of something threatening but I didn’t know what. 

In the room of birds, I was allowed to feed them, touch them and even take one. 

In the room of wolves, I saw one hunting its prey. It was very brutal which was not funny. 

In the room of cats, I saw them meowing and purring like they were getting ready for bed which I put them to. 

In the room of work, I was overwhelmed with paperwork like I was the only one there. 

In the room of chairs, I was amused how they were able to put chairs into different shapes 

In the room of destiny, I ran away from the future and I was scared I couldn’t get away 

In the room of sand, I walked restlessly in the desert that surrounded me like I a sandstorm. 

In the room of trees, I was surrounded by jungle. It looked like it was a maze but finally I got out. 

In the room of family, I was happy to be surrounded by them. 

In the room of friends, I was sad because I have none. 

In the room of giants, I was amazed by how tall they are. 

In the room of hills, I hiked until I was at the top of the top of the mountain. 

In the room of war, I was the general leading my soldiers. We won but lost a lot of good people. 

In the room of peace, we worked together to create a better world for humankind.  

In the House of Wonders (version 2)

(Edited for typo and reposted – could the first version be deleted, please?)

 

In the room of death, I ran away from the afterlife as I felt like I was being chased by the grim reaper. 

In the room of ice, I felt like I was dying of the darkness that surrounded me. 

In the room of space, I watched as the stars and plants swirled around in circles like a toilet being flushed. 

In the room of wonder, I watched as people danced in the air and looked like they were doing ballet. 

In the room of games, I saw everyone playing monopoly, chess and checkers. They wanted me to play but were sad when they found out I had to leave. 

In the room of education. I saw everyone learning from some of the smartest people, like Albert Einstein. 

In the room of food, I was allowed to bake whatever I really wanted. 

In the room of the helplessness, I saw everyone was poor and alone with only their family to help them. I wanted to do something but I couldn’t and I was sad to leave them like I was abandoning them. 

In the room of fear, I saw everyone terrified of something threatening but I didn’t know what. 

In the room of birds, I was allowed to feed them, touch them and even take one. 

In the room of wolves, I saw one hunting its prey. It was very brutal which was not funny. 

In the room of cats, I saw them meowing and purring like they were getting ready for bed which I put them to. 

In the room of work, I was overwhelmed with paperwork like I was the only one there. 

In the room of chairs, I was amused how they were able to put chairs into different shapes 

In the room of destiny, I ran away from the future and I was scared I couldn’t get away 

In the room of sand, I walked restlessly in the desert that surrounded me like I a sandstorm. 

In the room of trees, I was surrounded by jungle. It looked like it was a maze but finally I got out. 

In the room of family, I was happy to be surrounded by them. 

In the room of friends, I was sad because I have none. 

In the room of giants, I was amazed by how tall they are. 

In the room of hills, I hiked until I was at the top of the top of the mountain. 

In the room of war, I was the general leading my soldiers. We won but lost a lot of good people. 

In the room of peace, we worked together to create a better world for humankind.  

In the House of Wonders

In the room of death, I ran away from the afterlife as I felt like I was being chased by the grim reaper. 

In the room of ice, I felt like I was dying of the darkness that surrounded me. 

In the room of space, I watched as the stars and plants swirled around in circles like a toilet being flushed. 

In the room of wonder, I watched as people danced in the air and looked like they were doing ballet. 

In the room of games, I saw everyone playing monopoly, chess and checkers. They wanted me to play but were sad when they found out I had to leave. 

In the room of education. I saw everyone learning from some of the smartest people, like Albert Einstein. 

In the room of food, I was allowed to bake whatever I really wanted. 

In the room of the helplessness, I saw everyone was poor and alone with only their family to help them. I wanted to do something but I couldn’t and I was sad to leave them like I was abandoning them. 

In the room of fear, I saw everyone terrified of something threatening but I didn’t know what. 

In the room of birds, I was allowed to feed them, touch them and even take one. 

In the room of wolves, I saw one hunting its prey. It was very brutal which was funny. 

In the room of cats, I saw them meowing and purring like they were getting ready for bed which I put them to. 

In the room of work, I was overwhelmed with paperwork like I was the only one there. 

In the room of chairs, I was amused how they were able to put chairs into different shapes 

In the room of destiny, I ran away from the future and I was scared I couldn’t get away 

In the room of sand, I walked restlessly in the desert that surrounded me like I a sandstorm. 

In the room of trees, I was surrounded by jungle. It looked like it was a maze but finally I got out. 

In the room of family, I was happy to be surrounded by them. 

In the room of friends, I was sad because I have none. 

In the room of giants, I was amazed by how tall they are. 

In the room of hills, I hiked until I was at the top of the top of the mountain. 

In the room of war, I was the general leading my soldiers. We won but lost a lot of good people. 

In the room of peace, we worked together to create a better world for humankind.  

Magical Rooms

Magical Rooms

In the room of time,

I watched my life fly by.

In the room of seasons,

one second it was warm then the next it was cold.

In the room of space,

I watched planets play games.

In the room of cars,

engines roared loudly.

In the room of snow-globes,

there was a memory in each one.

In the room of films,

there was a huge cinema.

In the room of books,

they had every genre you could think of.

Silva Mico

Lachlan 15/03/22

 

Dragon Report

Silva Mico

 

 

The Silva Mico is a rare breed of wandering forest dragons that is very intriguing as its very camouflaged.

 

If you were to see a dragon you would need to be able to know which type it is and if it’s dangerous or not. The Silva Mico is a very big dragon with wings as long as trees and a tail as strong as steel. At the end of each wing there is a teeny claw that is used for clawing bark of a tree. Its back is the color of leaves in autumn. It glues leaves and twigs onto its back by heating its claws so that it can weld the leaves on. Its horns are made of oak and its claws of birch which it has to shave yearly by raking its teeth across its claws.

 

They haven’t been seen commonly but they have been sighted the most at Silva Draconis’. There it is cold but with plenty of sunlight to heat up its claws. The trees are full of bark and no matter how hard you try they always grow back. People have tried their best to find Silva Draconis’, but they never succeed. The only person to ever go there was a man named Mutila and he came back with the eggshells of thousands of rare breeds.

 

Is the breed of wandering forest dragons rare? Well, this is hard to answer but they have been seen more than a hundred times so… no, compared to other breeds no.

Name another type of dragon you know of- Earth dragon, it is very rare but yes, I have seen it and know one myself.

What’s your favorite dragon? Wandering Whiplash, it’s a sharp class dragon.

Have you ridden a dragon? Yes loads. So much that I can’t tell you what they are.

Last question, what is your pet dragon? All of them, can I say that?

 

Last thing, the Silva Mico is a special breed as it can make gel made of leaves and sticks that is very flammable. They make it by chewing leaves and then spitting it out and blowing flames on it to smelt it. This rare gloop can cost up to a thousand pounds as it is so rare. People use it in battles.