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Goblins on the go !

Sue Scoop

Yesterday afternoon, Ollie Paul, age 10, saw two cheeky Green goblins scavenging for daisies and leaves in Moggy Meadow.

Ollie, who has a passion for collecting beautiful stones, was walking at the park, browsing for some gems to add to his collection, when he came across the 2 cheeky green goblins. He told The Daily Punctilio that when he glanced across at the bushes, he saw something green pop out! When The Daily Punctilio interviewed Ollie, he stated that he felt rather shocked, but also a little bit amused! He added, “I thought that I was hallucinating: that goblins weren’t real!”

The local police are warning the public to look out for any mischief or anything unusual in their homes. They also ask the public that if they see any of these mischievous goblins, creep up quietly, pick them up, and ring 018 immediately so the Goblin Crew can come to collect them and return them to their natural habitat.

I have never ridden a giraffe around the world .

I have never been given a creamy delicious ice cream and not eaten it

But I have been handed revolting sprouts at dinner and refused .

 

I have never run up the snowy sheets of Mount Everest without a coat

But I have stumbled up the fluffy stairs in my PJ’s.

 

I have never ridden a slippery slug to space  in a suitcase

But I have flown to Vietnam in a plane in a few hours.

 

I have never eaten the worlds biggest sizzle-y sausage in one gulp

But I have gobbled down a sensational ice cream in a few gulps [and got it all around my face].

 

I have never exercised on Mars in my PE kit

But I have done Joe Wicks during Lockdown in my PJ’s.

 

I have never been to Mars

But I have eaten a Mars bar .

 

I have never ridden a giraffe around the world

But I have sat on a horse trotting near Hickling barn .

 

I have never written a 1000000 page story

But I have finished this poetic poem.