I have never been given a creamy delicious ice cream and not eaten it
But I have been handed revolting sprouts at dinner and refused .
I have never run up the snowy sheets of Mount Everest without a coat
But I have stumbled up the fluffy stairs in my PJ’s.
I have never ridden a slippery slug to space in a suitcase
But I have flown to Vietnam in a plane in a few hours.
I have never eaten the worlds biggest sizzle-y sausage in one gulp
But I have gobbled down a sensational ice cream in a few gulps [and got it all around my face].
I have never exercised on Mars in my PE kit
But I have done Joe Wicks during Lockdown in my PJ’s.
I have never been to Mars
But I have eaten a Mars bar .
I have never ridden a giraffe around the world
But I have sat on a horse trotting near Hickling barn .
I have never written a 1000000 page story
But I have finished this poetic poem.