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Tadpole

Tadpole

I’d like you to imagine the tiniest tadpole, as delicate as a floating snowflake drifting to the Ground.

I’d like you to hold this tadpole in your comforting hands like a mother to her newborn child.

I’d like you to call this tadpole, your tadpole.

Now please fill in this survey:

Is your tadpole a World War Two veteran?

Has your tadpole ever high-fived your mother?

Will your tadpole become an Olympian swimmer?

When did your tadpole last have a bath?

Does your tadpole breakdance?

What is your tadpole’s favourite movie?

Would your tadpole help an old lady cross the road?

What would it prefer… a shirley temple or a fresh bottle of coka-cola?

Where is your tadpole’s birthplace?

Should it go to the theatre… would it watch Kung Fu Panda?

Why does your tadpole dance when it smells other tadpoles?

Is it true your tadpole grew wings yesterday?

Why does your tadpole love frogs-legs?

What is your tadpole’s home address?

How big is your tadpole’s heart, if it can’t measure it with it’s own fist?

-Louis-

Tadpole

Tadpole

I’d like you to imagine the tiniest tadpole, as delicate as a floating snowflake drifting to the Ground.

I’d like you to hold this tadpole in your comforting hands like a mother to her newborn child.

I’d like you to call this tadpole, your tadpole.

Now please fill in this survey:

Is your tadpole a World War Two veteran?

Has your tadpole ever high-fived your mother?

Will your tadpole become an Olympian swimmer?

When did your tadpole last have a bath?

Does your tadpole breakdance?

What is your tadpole’s favourite movie?

Would your tadpole help an old lady cross the road?

What would it prefer… a shirley temple or a fresh bottle of coka-cola?

Where is your tadpole’s birthplace?

Should it go to the theatre… would it watch Kung Fu Panda?

Why does your tadpole dance when it smells other tadpoles?

Is it true your tadpole grew wings yesterday?

Why does your tadpole love frogs-legs?

What is your tadpole’s home address?

How big is your tadpole’s heart, if it can’t measure it with it’s own fist?

-Louis-

The Masks Behind the Door

The Masks Behind the Door.

I wore the mask of white and saw,

The snow-like doves surround me like wasps protecting their nest.

 

I wore the mask of green and saw,

the emerald leaves running through the trees.

 

I wore the mask of water

And felt the depths of the ocean freeze my skin until I became an icicle.

 

I wore the mask of autumn and saw,

The bronze and golden leaves falling from within the trees.

 

I wore the mask of shadows,

And heard a vague whisper,

A howl of wind and saw the structure of my shadow staring back at me.

 

I wore the mask of black and saw,

A crow take cover in the midnight sky,

A rough scale of a Black Mamba

And a black leather Gucci bag hung up on a peg.

 

I wore the mask of fire and saw,

The violet flames torturing the timber-wood,

The ashes of a burnt-out camp-fire.

 

I wore the mask of nature and saw,

The Bald Eagle swiftly soaring through the bright blue sky,

The hiss of an angry snake pushing back its enemies

And the roar of a brutish lion, standing in pride.

Louis ST Laurence’s

In the land of Cakeville I found a dragon with with lion eyes as beautiful as the sun,

In the land of Cakeville I heard a ginormous roar coming from the gorgeous hillside cliff,

In the land of Cakeville I felt the pain coming from the cry of a dragon with a wounded wing.

Louis ST Laurence’s

In the land of Cakeville I found a dragon with with lion eyes as beautiful as the sun,

In the land of Cakeville I heard a ginormous roar coming from the gorgeous hillside cliff,

In the land of Cakeville I felt the pain coming from the cry of a dragon with a wounded wing,

What to do with a strange unicorn!

What you need:

Upside Down, spinning room, dog food, lots of sausages and orange juice, a field, broken telephone, video games and gravy

 

What to do: 

  1.  First, provide your stange strange unicorn with an environment that continues on spinning and is upside down to confirm that your strange unicorn is feeling at home. This will allow your beast to get enough sleep since they hate normal things.
  2. After, allow your crazy creature to munch on dog food and chocolate wrappers and sip fizzy sausage mixed with orange juice to create a healthy healthy happy unicorn otherwise your unicorn will rot and will gain crippling depression.
  3. Later on, provide your strange unicorn with the chance to spread the wings on it’s gluteus maximus and do thousands of pushups and situps daily. If you do not do double exercise on mondays then your bast will go nuts and turn into a killing machine.
  4. Finally, do not ever once in your life discard a broken telephone since strange unicorns use their magic and make it grow and use it as a bed. Also ensure that they are allowed to play video games for an hour at lunch so it can calm down.

 

Warning : unless you want to be shattered pour gravy over your unicorn’s horn otherwise it would explode and destroy everything you own and you will die and be internally sad in the afterlife.

A scaly encounter

Louis, dragonologist

Yesterday, a boy ( named Jordan) and his friends were out exploring in Damby woods, when a scaley creature that had the appearance of a dragon came along and scared the children away! Luckily, all the children got home safe.

Jordan, aged 10, witnessed a once in a lifetime opportunity, he told the ‘informer’ that he was still wary from the event. “I couldn’t believe it mate, I thought my eyes were deceiving me but no there was a flippin flying creature in front of my eyes I was alone all those wimps ran, I wandered what it was doing? It was circling for food so I ran home luckily I was too thin". Young jordan wasn't affected by the events anymore.

Mrs. Man, of scaley street, is worried about her little girl Jane, “I’m worried about sending my child out into this dangerous world. What if she gets hurt? I won't let my child out until it’s safe!”

The police and the RAF are tracking the dragons every move.Although they’ve been quick to report to tuckswood, the dragon is now New york sleeping on the statue of liberty. There's rumors of there being multiple dragon spotting, this could lead to world lockdown! If you have anymore information on this creature you know were to find us.

Killer creature by Louis

Gine Sausagenose

We are interrupting this program with news you must know! At 2pm this afternoon a unicorn
burst out of the shadows and bit a group of hikers head off on the border of spain.
Other Hikers were feeling mixed emotions of surprise and fear. Bob drudm, a 4 year old
Assassin remarked that “He wanted to jump on the unicorns back and stayed with it forever
Because it had just made him a trillion air by killing his target of 300 hikers.” his Jimmy
Cannypiver his 2 year old partner also gave us the information that “The blood thirsty beast was
very calm To him and His boss because they had the scent of death on them and seemed to like
and wanted to play with them and be together.” despite the kids enthusiasm for this
Treacherous Beast. Local authorities want to exile it because of its desire for meat and threat to
society.“The beast must be destroyed if any sightings happen, call 70935683645378369. ”
Explained Policeman JoeJoe Mcbuystuff.

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Killer creature by Louis

Gine Sausagenose

We are interrupting this program with news you must know! At 2pm this afternoon a unicorn
burst out of the shadows and bit a group of hikers head off on the border of spain.
Other Hikers were feeling mixed emotions of surprise and fear. Bob drudm, a 4 year old
Assassin remarked that “He wanted to jump on the unicorns back and stayed with it forever
Because it had just made him a trillion air by killing his target of 300 hikers.” his Jimmy
Cannypiver his 2 year old partner also gave us the information that “The blood thirsty beast was
very calm To him and His boss because they had the scent of death on them and seemed to like
and wanted to play with them and be together.” despite the kids enthusiasm for this
Treacherous Beast. Local authorities want to exile it because of its desire for meat and threat to
society.“The beast must be destroyed if any sightings happen, call 70935683645378369. ”
Explained Policeman JoeJoe Mcbuystuff.

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Killer creature by Louis

Mr Bob Drudm , an assasin

We are interrupting this program with news you must know! At 2pm this afternoon a unicorn
burst out of the shadows and bit a group of hikers head off on the border of spain.
Other Hikers were feeling mixed emotions of surprise and fear. Bob drudm, a 4 year old
Assassin remarked that “He wanted to jump on the unicorns back and stayed with it forever
Because it had just made him a trillion air by killing his target of 300 hikers.” his Jimmy Kidkiller
his 2 year old partner also gave us the information that “The blood thirsty beast was very calm
To him and His boss because they had the scent of death on them and seemed to like them and
wanted to play with them and be together.” despite the kids enthusiasm for this treacherous
Beast. Local authorities want to exile it because of its desire for meat and threat to society.“The
beast must be destroyed if any sightings happen, call 70935683645378369. ” explained
Policeman JoeJoe Mcbuystuff.

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