We are interrupting this program with news you must know! At 2pm this afternoon a unicorn
burst out of the shadows and bit a group of hikers head off on the border of spain.
Other Hikers were feeling mixed emotions of surprise and fear. Bob drudm, a 4 year old
Assassin remarked that “He wanted to jump on the unicorns back and stayed with it forever
Because it had just made him a trillion air by killing his target of 300 hikers.” his Jimmy
Cannypiver his 2 year old partner also gave us the information that “The blood thirsty beast was
very calm To him and His boss because they had the scent of death on them and seemed to like
and wanted to play with them and be together.” despite the kids enthusiasm for this
Treacherous Beast. Local authorities want to exile it because of its desire for meat and threat to
society.“The beast must be destroyed if any sightings happen, call 70935683645378369. ”
Explained Policeman JoeJoe Mcbuystuff.