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How to be happy FOREVER(just kiding

How to be happy FOREVER (just kidding)

 

Step 1: Do what you like for example play games(Board games or just online games).

Step 2: Do some colouring and listen to some calm music as you colour.

Step 3: Go on a walk for some fresh air.

Step 4: Go to a friend’s house or invite them over and do some fun activities together.

Step 5: Go somewhere you enjoy, for example the beach or the arcade just down your road.

Step 6: Make your favourite meal or find something new.

 

Are you happy yet? (See I am always right)

Prime Minister

Hello mum, I’m speaking to you today because I wanted to let you know how I’m doing. It’s pretty rough being a Prime Minister because I’m technically in charge of the world. (At least I’m better than Putin in my opinion). Oh yeah guess what happened today… a man- who walked up to me- said he was the Prime Minister; I thought he was joking but apparently he got a fake letter saying he was approved to be the Prime Minister; he tried to arrest me for being a fake Prime Minister. Well it was nice talking to you mum.

 

Chapter 2: The Cheetah

Outside, the weather was cold and gloomy with a little bit of rain. Inside,there weren’t a lot of hiding spots but Alfie needed to find one quickly. The place looked abandoned; unstable and dark. Alfie started to cry since he knew there was no escape. There wasn’t a single escape.

 

Behind him, the soldier stood strangely in the alley way, Alfie wondered” What is the soldier doing there?”…

 

…But at that moment, something growled in a deep voice. In the corner of the alley way, not one but two brown eyes appeared, a shadow came closer and yellow started to pop up as it walked closer to Alfie.

 

It was enormous. Enormous and yellow. Alfie looked carefully and saw a cheetah laying down in front of him and it growled, Alfie fell on to the floor in fear paralyised for his life.

 

The sprinter got up and sat trying to show Alfie it was wounded. A gash of red ran across its side. He had never been so close to such a big creature before. He could smell an earthy, musty scent and watched as the pelt of yellow fur ripple across its back.

 

They stared closely at each other and Alfie felt that the creature was sizing him up, seeing lower and lower into his very being. But, his fear began to fade and he held out his hand. The big cat leaned its head forwards and sniffed. Then it licked Alfie’s hand with its wet, pink tongue. Its eyes sizzled as if heated by fire. Alfie could see joyfulness but also a well of sadness.

 

It was then that it spoke. A low, deep voice that seemed to spring from the ground itself. It was a voice of rock, wind and mud. “I need your help now,” it slowly said, “ We must find the gateway.”

 

Alfie stared back his head nodding as if he understood. He knew at that moment that he would do anything to protect this huge, beautiful creature. Anything! “They will be back,” said the cheetah,” So I must hide.”

The Escape

One morning Alfie looked outside and saw everything was gloomy. He was trying to figure out what he needed to do today. At one moment, he realised he had something to do outside so Alfie packed up warm.

 

As he headed out, he ran into an impolite soldier and apologised “Oh sorry sir I didn’t mean to.” When he started walking away the soldier pulled his jacket and said “What are you doing here little boy you shouldn’t be out in the gloom without any supervision?” with a smirk on his face.

 

Alfie was terrified and sprinted off to his location and thought to himself “ What did he want from me? Did I do something wrong? Is it because I accidentally ran into him in the first place?” Alfie was very worried and didn’t know what to do.

 

He continued to walk but bumped into another guy and said “Oh I’m so sorry sir I do apologise I promised I will not do that again.” The man replied mischievously, “Oh little boy, where did your parents go? Do you want to come with me and I will totally help you with finding your parents.” Alfie knew something was wrong and ran as fast as he could to the opposite direction and found a door near a pile of rubbish and hid.

Bunny,Bunny

Bunny, Bunny

Why did you decide to live in holes?

What made you waste your energy on

Digging holes for you to rest in?

 

Bunny, Bunny

Do you prefer cabbage over carrots?

Nearly your whole food diet is cabbage.

Why are you known for liking carrots if you like cabbage more?

 

Bunny, Bunny

What made you so fluffy?

Your fluff makes you look so chubby,

But when you get soaked you look so skinny.

 

Bunny, Bunny

When you jump ,why do you look

like a kid super excited for something

they enjoy?

 

Bunny, Bunny

Who made your ears so tall?

Do you have big ears to have good hearing?

When your ears go down does it mean you’re sad?

 

Bunny, Bunny

Why do you sniff a lot?

Do you sniff a lot because you 

Want more food to munch on?

What am I?

I have a shell like a stone,

I’m as fast as an Olympic swimmer.

Sometimes I am known as a finger-biter.

 

I’m amused to your finger,

But I could be called a professional- digger.

My age can last around 40.

 

My appetite is mostly dead worms,

And my nails can be like forks.

But I have an extendable neck.

           What am I?

Come in Come all

Come in Come all

Have you ever been so bored that you have NOTHING to do? Come to our Wonder Emporium we have everything you can think of, we even have your favourite rides and guess what everything in this building is for free you don’t need to bring a single penny for all these amazing rides. And food.

 

In our Emporium we have wonderful things like:

  • The BEST food stands ever!
  • The Finest rides you can think of (gets cleaned very often)
  • Last but definitely not least the greatest places to go shopping for some of our merchandise.

 

If it’s you first day here don’t worry you won’t be alone for the time you come here because you will get:

  • An excellent tour guide.
  • Some free, cool clothing.
  • With quicker food/supplies service

 

Did you know some of your favourite celebrities came to this place and commented this was the most glorious place they have ever been. Nearly all of them said that this will be the top most favourite emporium or this was the dream of their lives that never knew existed.

 

  • Don’t worry if you’re early we got some special prizes for you!
  • If you got a baby, we have a baby stroller parking area

 

We are open on Monday 8am-6pm to Saturday but on Sunday we are open to 12am-10pm just contact us on our website http://www.Wonder/emporium.co.uk.

Boots The Squirrel

 

The speedy squirrel chasing for nuts for his dinner,

Its climbs up the tree like a shooting star,

While he builds a pile of nuts he ran into a grey squirrel and started playing tag,

It chased him for all his nuts and so he had to collect them again.

 

Ears like microphones getting ready for a nut falling,

The nuts in its mouth juggling around,

He creates a smile when he sees more nuts for dinner,

Its nickname is called the nut-collector.

 

He uses his great vision to spot its home,

Also getting excited to have his dinner,

It’s as small as a pinecone for no one to come in, 

As he gets ready to sleep.

How to look after an elf.

How to look after an elf:

First thing on how to look after an elf is beware it might ruin your house. Pet’s must be careful with elves because there might be a possibility your elves will disappear and end up in your cat or dogs’ stomach. Next thing you might want to think about where to hide your food because they might have a snowball fight with your flour that you were going to save to make that cake. Also if you have more than 1 elf just to let you know they have a little fight over toys.

My dog hid my homework

Sorry Miss I..I couldn’t bring in my homework my uh my dog probably hid it from me you know like always but I promise I will hand it in tomorrow if I could find it murmured under my breath. Mrs Hare said” Sorry, what did you say?” uhm nothing I didn’t say anything. I mean it’s nearly christmas can you PLEASE let me go, I promise when I find it I will bring it in as soon as  possible but for now I guess you can give me more…… nevermind maybe i could help you or something I apologise.