I have never ridden a camel in a sandy desert
But I have ridden a small brown pony trotting along the road.
I have never been knighted by the queen’s holy sword in Buckingham Palace.
But I have met Michael Rosen before he went on stage to perform I’m going on a bear hunt.
I have never jumped of a cliff without a parachute
But I have jumped out of a tree at Hampstead Heath.
I have never been shot by an Iranian soldier
but I have been shot by a water gun when I was playing with my mates.
I have never had a pencil case made of gold given to me by the royal family.
but I have had a purple pencil case given to me by my teacher.
I have never opened the door of the ancient egyptian pyramid with mummies that lie within
but I have fiddled with my classroom door and annoyed my teacher.
I have never seen a lion pounce on a deer like a tiger trying to pounce on its prey
but I have seen my cat jump on a mouse trying to run away with terror.
I have never seen a castle made of toffy
but I have seen a delicious toffy waiting to be in my tummy .
I have never eaten a building towering over me
But I have eaten a delicious creamy pudding.
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