I have never ridden a camel in a sandy desert 

But I have ridden a small brown pony trotting along the road.

I have never been knighted by the queen’s holy sword in Buckingham Palace.

But I have met Michael Rosen before he went on stage to perform I’m going on a bear hunt.

I have never jumped of a cliff without a parachute

But I have jumped out of a tree at Hampstead Heath.

I have never been shot by an Iranian soldier 

but I have been shot by a water gun when I was playing with my mates.

I have never had a pencil case made of gold given to me by the royal family.

but I have had a purple pencil case given to me by my teacher.

I have never opened the door of the ancient egyptian pyramid with mummies that lie within

but I have fiddled with my classroom door and annoyed my teacher.

I have never seen a lion pounce on a deer like a tiger trying to pounce on its prey

but I have seen my cat jump on a mouse trying to run away with terror.

I have never seen a castle made of toffy

but I have seen a delicious toffy waiting to be in my tummy .

I have never eaten a building towering over me

But I have eaten a delicious creamy pudding.