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How to look after a river unicorn

How to take care of a River Unicorn

Have you received a River Unicorn? Then these instructions are just for you.

What you need

-the space of a school ground

-a cosy blanket

-a jug of water

-fish smelling shampoo

-the water at 0 degrees

-apples and bananas

-freezing water

-Unicorn flakes and candy

What to do

First, buy unicorn flakes and candy for it to relax and it can become your friend.

Then, find the space of a school ground so it can run around and exercise its self.

After that, find a blanket and then pour water on it so it is wet as this will make him calm.

After, purchase apples and bananas for its diet so it can live healthy.

Finally, pour freezing water into a jug for it to drink and to chill out.

WARNING!

If you do not follow these steps carefully it will change you into a river.

Enjoy!

River Unicorn

River Unicorn

Often the River Unicorn is so rare that the last time its been seen was over 100 years ago in the Uk rivers. However in the past few weeks people have been spying on the legendary River Unicorn.

Amazingly some River Unicorns have enchanted manes because they are the best hunters. Their body gets rocks when they are 30 years old. The tail is enchanted to hypnotise people. The horn changes people in to rivers. The hooves glitter at night and they can walk on ice.

Many River Unicorns live in mountain rivers that have cold waters. However the animal has been seen migrating around the Uk because of the warm waters. The last time it has been seen was drinking water 50 years ago. Usually they have been seen in America on mountains. Scientists believe this is because it is to dangerous in the Uk and it is better in America.

This amazing creature loves candy however it hates vegetables. it likes candy flavoured unicorn flakes. However it needs to eat 3 apples and 2 bananas. it drinks freezing cold water with ice cubes. it douse not like chocolate because it is poisonous to Unicorns.

What are rough?

What are rough?

A jagged wall made out of red brick, a rigid large elephants back from India and an old tree in a huge tree.

What are smooth?

A brand new silky iPad screen, inside of a freshly cut tree and a sleek laminated sheet of paper.

What are weak?

One piece of green grass, a red leaf from a tree and a sheet of paper.

What are strong?

A solid big rock, a huge tree in the ground and a large brown bear.

What are loud?

The Friday morning fire alarm, year 4 talking and every class in the hall.

What are quite?

A mouse squeaking, an abandoned city at the cold midnight and when everyone is sleeping in my house.

Things I have done

I have never clambered up Mount Everest

But I have climbed up Rivington hill.

I have never jogged a marathon

But I have sprinted in a field full of flowers.

I have never swam the 7 seas

But I have dived in the Blackpool ocean.

I have never glided to Paris in a black jet

But I have sawed in a plane it Spain.

I have never sprinted to Scotland

But I have jogged to Astley park.

chapter 3 – Vice commander

Kirito and Paimon have seen a mysterious shadow behind a rock. They went over to look at what it is and saw the queen pigeon tied to a plate. The vice commander Cerberus came back and was about to eat the queen pigeon alive. “How on earth did you get the queen?” questioned Kirito. 

“Well, you know we might’ve ruined your village,” laughed the vice commander. 

“No. Why. How could you,” said Kirito as he stood shocked. 

“Because my general hate you and wants to give a worse punishment than death,” said the vice commander. 

Kirito pulled out Excalibur and cut of the commanders’ legs. They all ran away to mooshroom mase. The worse, but the closes place. 

 

They got to mooshroom maze and ran to the closest dead end. They asked the queen some questions and gave her a heal potion. Looking for a way out, they couldn’t even find were they started. Luckily, Kirito picked up some salad from the forest so they went to another dead end and ate it. As they were walking peacefully, the vice commander teleported right in front of them. His legs were back to normal and was full of energy. 

Chapter 2 – Mysterious figure

Kirito and Paimon set of two their next destination, MT. Millions. They came prepared so they put on a winter jacket and flew to cave with icicles hanging from the top of the entrance. They go inside and see blue crystals scattered everywhere. A fire was needed to be made to cook food and dry there wet and soggy clothes. In their storage they had a few snacks but it wouldn’t give them enough energy to carry on their journey. 

Paimon went out to find some fire wood and Kirito went out to find some food. Paimon had to look in the forest because there was wood there and Kirirto had to look there Aswell because the only source of food was there. They met up and saw a mysterious shadow behind a rock. What could it be…? 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday News – Black Boa snake breaks everything in its path

Papa Chicken, Chief News-reporter

Finn Pepperoni, journalist, was walking in London hide park with his dog (dough ball) when he heard hisses and the screaming of people whilst they run away from the gargantuan snake beast. This happened yesterday on the 23rd of may 2021 and he recorded some speech. He said that the snake was as large of 3 double decar buses on top of each other.

Mr Pepperoni found out that the boa snake came out of a portal sent by a scientist which is unknown for now and the boa snake was hungry so the scientist let him go and destroy England. The boa snake has now been capture but it took 20 hours.

The police has said to not go to hide park for a while because they constructing to do.

But that's it from me for today and ill see you next week.

Bye and have a good day.

The Circuit Unicorn

The Circuit Unicorn 

  The circuit unicorn isn’t as rare as you think it might actually be living in your computer right now. But sometimes if it can’t find a computer it will just find a “hotel” (basically a big screen like a movie screen or a tv.) If you’re lucky enough to see it come out of a broken computer you are lucky because they usually come out when no one is around so they must like you. So, say you haven’t seen it and you trying to imagine how it’s going to look like this: green circuit fur, blur circuit wings, a horn that shoots lightning, white hooves, no mane and if your super lucky is will have the shades of black to white as a rainbow trail. 

The only reason your computer battery dies down is because the unicorn eats all of the circuits. So, it eats your circuits but that is not all it eats it eats wires, cables for your phones and it can also scan for lighting when it’s going to come and runs over the super-fast towards it and feasts on it. It depends on the colour of the unicorn if it is bright neon green or dark green it’ll be nice to your computer (it will still eat it) but if it is pitch black it’ll put viruses and bugs in to it.