The Rainbow Wi-Fi Beetle

The Rainbow Wi-Fi beetle is a strange and peculiar insect. It has only been discovered recently in Cupertino, America. That is also where the Apple headquarters are. Would you even identify one if you saw one? Do you know what it does? Read on to find out.

Appearance

The insect has patterned rainbow scales and multicolored wings. The beetle can hover next to your phone, so you don’t have to carry the beetle around. It has 3 horns on the top that have cellular connection powers so you will always have signal on your phone. It has a solid gold tail that can connect to any device to charge it up. It has eyelashes to stop dust from getting into the connector.

Capabilities

The Rainbow Wi-Fi beetle can fly up to 5000m high with its special multicolored wings that have fans underneath them. Its eyes have thermal x-ray vision so it can track where you are at all times, in case you were kidnapped, or if you went missing. The beetle can make itself invisible in case anyone wanted to steal it.

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Chapter 4- The Escape

“We woof need to escape,” said Dog.

“Wow great observation skills Dog,” Replied Milo.

“Thank you for the woof compliment,” replied a slightly annoyed Dog.

“Let’s grab the plant pot and smash the cage open,” said Milo.

“OK then,” agreed Dog.

As they smashed the cage an alarm went off and a dozen or so guards armed with Ak47 sub machine guns came running into the cave. Dog growled and barked and then bit the guard’s arm and he dropped the gun. Milo picked it up and opened fire on the guards, dodging bullets as he cold heartedly shot each one of them between the ribs. Milo and Dog sprinted out of the cave and across the beach and back through the door that they entered the new world in.

“I got my experience from nerf guns and my brother as a target,” boasted Milo.

“Yes, I can see that,” replied Dog, who was scared out of his mind.

When they returned, the shopkeeper sighed depressingly.

“Ah, I see you have returned,” said the shopkeeper.

“Yes, I’m sorry that I disobeyed you,” apologized Milo.

“It’s ok,” replied the shopkeeper. “Did you find what you what looking for?”

“No,” replied Milo sadly. “I’ll show myself the door.”

When he walked out, he stumbled over an empty can of coke, He turned around and the Emporium wasn’t there. He stood there in disbelief and shock, what he didn’t know was that a magical rat was following him home and watched him walk into his house. The rat thought, his time will come, I promise.

Chapter 3- into the new world

Surrounding him was, a brilliant beach; a surreal sea; and all the wonderful people. Milo walked through a game of volleyball and then he saw some people sunbathing. then Mio and dog walked into a beach hut that looked quite strange. “What’s in here?” said Milo.

“I don’t know woof, let’s go see what it is woof,” responded Dog.

As they walked in, a person with a turtleneck jumper a beard and glasses, jumped out at them and grabbed them both by the neck. Dog howled and barked, and Milo shouted at the person who was kidnapping them. Their kidnapper dragged them to a big open cave that was full of water then they hit a rock that knocked the breath out of them. “Where are we and who are you?” shouted an out of breath Milo. Then they were locked in a cage with a sunflower.

“I’m the ghost of Steve Jobbs,” said the ghost of Steve Jobbs.

“Why have you woof Kidnaped us woof?” asked Dog.

“Because I need people’s souls to come back to life,” replied Steve. “You have five minutes to live, I’ll be back soon.”

The next day, Milo returned to the Emporium. Even though the sign said closed, he went inside anyway. “What the heck are you doing back in here?” yelled the shopkeeper.

“Sorry sir I didn’t see that you were closed still,” said Milo.” I think you might make a lot more money if you decided to open your shop for once.”

“My working hours are none of your business little kid,” responded the shopkeeper.

“Please can I stay just for ten minutes?” asked Milo.

“Ok ten minutes, nothing more.” said the shopkeeper getting very annoyed and impatient now.

“Thank you so much,” said Milo. “You won’t regret this.”

“I already am,” responded the angry owner. “Whatever you do. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOOK!”

The owner disappeared behind a curtain, his coat tails swishing behind him. Milo was all alone in the Emporium, and the only thing he wanted to do was touch the book of wonder. So, he darted over to the book and opened it. He saw hundreds of diagrams and drawings and words he didn’t understand. After that, a pen appeared in his hand, and Milo started drawing a beautiful beach with friendly people and the thing he wanted most. Some friends. Then a beautiful golden retriever came up to him licked him and said, “Hello woof, my name is Dog, follow me woof.”

“Woof woof, woof woof,” responded Milo.

“I speak English you know woof,” said Dog. “That was highly woof offensive.”

“Oh sorry,” apologised Milo. “Where do you want to take me?”

“To a place woof,” said Dog. “Follow me.”

Dog took Milo down a corridor and the turned right and saw a door. “Open it woof,” said Dog.

Milo turned the handle and opened the door. Right there before him was the beach and all the people that he had drawn. “WOW,” gasped Milo in amazement. “This is everything that I drew.”

The Emporium of Secrets

Prologue

Some places are not meant to be found if you are trying to find them, they are only noticed when you wouldn’t expect it. The Emporium of Secrets is one of those mysterious places that and when you do see it you are lost in a trance. This is exactly what happened to Milo when he noticed the entrancing Emporium of Secrets.

Even though at Easter, chocolate rabbits seemed to welcome you in. Even though at Halloween, the sweet smell of pumpkin pie fills the air. Even though at Christmas, lights were gleaming as bright as the sun through the murky window.

No one ever went inside it because the door was too heavy and strong and for some people it was too intimidating. That is until Milo stumbled across it.

Chapter 1 – Into the Emporium

Milo had always been a curious person, his dad even said to him his curiosity would get him in deep trouble one day. One sunny day Milo noticed something was off inside the emporium through the cloudy windows. So, he stepped inside.

Everywhere Milo peered, there was stuff of every kind. There was a brown stuffed monkey in the corner, and a dust coated ancient looking coffee machine on a shelf. Then there was a funky looking Xbox next to the table and the red leather couch that ponged of furniture polish. The room was covered in dust and old books lined up in order on a bookcase. There was one book that looked truly magical though, it was called the Book of Wonder.

“Well, I see you have spotted my books,” came a cold and icy voice.

Milo froze in his position, “who said that.”

“The shopkeeper, who do you think kid,” replied the voice.

“Erm… that’s kind of rude, but my name is Milo what is yours,” he finally looked at the shopkeeper who gave him a sense of a scary gargoyle with untidy hair that had come to life there was also a snake around his neck, and it looked at Milo disapprovingly and hissed at him.

“Why should I tell you my name, and anyway Mr. Milo The Emporium of Secrets is closed so get out and go back to your sad life,” hissed the shopkeeper.

Milo got scared so he said goodbye and left as soon as he could.