Are you currently unemployed?Do you have experience in vampire slaying?Do you want to be richer than the queen?If so, look no more.
We are looking for the finest vampire slayer to rid our of these terrible beasts so that we can sleep silently at night without fear creating nightmares. First, imagine becoming the most famous person on land with poems written about you for many years. Furthermore, we will be offering a guarantee of protection from future dragon attacks by building your own base on a hillside. Our unimaginable offer Claude’s a lifetime annual salary of one sack of gold, a free pet goblin to make your lunch and a Mary Poppins bag that can hold anything. If successful, you will be put in the vampire coaching and hopefully become famous. You might even be transferred into an Emperor.
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