Bob ran down the road, but he fell over. The thunder roared, because the hobbits hid. Bilbo slept in a cave and the goblins attacked. The cart came to a wheezing halt, but Gandalf strode into the hobbit hole.
Grammar sentences
Bilbo slept in a cave, but he was attacked by goblins.
Jim was interested in the idea, so he rang his friend.
The thunder roared, so the hobbits hid.
The strict teacher.
As soon as lazy faced mr Garrison ran into class seven, the familiar room immediately appeared to turn boring. He was fat with an unpleasant stare rather like an angry snake. Settle down children , hissed the new and strict teacher, i am not used to being disobeyed.
What is?
What is fat?
An elephant seal dreaming on the cold, Antarctic ice.
What is slim?
A wailing whisker home to an army of mice.
What is light?
The sunlight seeping through windowpanes of a creepy classroom.
What is dark?
The darkest midnight in a forest full of gloom.
What is colossal?
A giant, hollow oak tree.
What is tiny?
A puppy with a freaky, flying flees.
What is solid?
The skin of a humpback whale.
What is liquid?
The terrifying tale of the house-sized hail.
I have never…
I have never tamed a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but I have held a common grass snake.
I have never seen the great pyramids, but I have built a sandcastle.
I have never touched a poisonous box jellyfish, but I have ate delicious jelly with mango.
I have never driven in a loud Lamborghini, but I have played with my remote control Mclaren.
I have never skydived off a plane, but I have dived into a swimming pool.
RUN from the VILLAINS and DEATH PENGUIN
RUN from the VILLAINS and DEATH PENGUIN
Instantly, the three heroes decided to make a run for it. They stopped at the one place they thought the villains wouldn’t catch them, Devil Canyon. They just assumed it was called this because Devil Canyon was the only option of name but really it was called this because devil creatures live here but don’t tell them that.
The villains sent a spy looking for them which was a red back spider. The spider said to his boss [which was the ghost of Shakespeare] that they were hiding in a cave at Devil Canyon. Then cruelly, the villains came to capture Jeff, Jim and Jerry.
When the villains arrived everyone heard a noise, and all of a sudden, out of the shadows came the DEATH Penguin. Then there was a huge fight between the villains, the heroes and the DEATH penguin.
Without warning, jeff grabbed onto the loyal scorpion and whacked the DEATH penguin with him. They managed to push the DEATH penguin out but all of a sudden, Jerry, Jim and Jeff were captured.
THE GHOST TOWN…
The ghost town…
Jerry, Jim and Jeff went back on the ship until a sea monster and a ferocious storm came. They ended in a ghost town [yes an abandoned town and ghosts live in it too], now this ghost town had been abandoned for 1,000,000 years.
This was to be the place that brought peace, well it was until the danger dogs turned good into evil.
When the three heroes arrived they hid in an old bakery and snaked on surprisingly fresh doughnuts. This made them think that someone made them not long ago and creatures must still be living here.
Then all of a sudden 2 yellow eyes appeared, a black tongue appeared out of an old doll, and a teddy bear started floating. They heard a knife scratching a plate then smashing and an OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! They smelt smoke and the smell of terror. Jeff, who was so scared he almost fainted from fear. Everyone froze with fear then they saw a small black widow and two possessed king cobras unleashed their venom.
journey to treasure falls
Journey to treasure falls…
Finally they were ready to leave… Jerry, Jim and Jeff started their journey; they left the ghost tree [their secret hideout] and said goodbye to the citizens of Rodentia village. Terrified of the journey ahead, they first crossed the crooked rope bridge and walked to wild dog volcano Jim and Jeff wanted to go around but forwards were quicker. The leader of the african wild dogs was called Abeula. She and her husband [Hecter] are very powerful and have 1,000,000 wild dogs. Worried, they passed the no entry sign. Then they found the dead body of Boberto [the goody wild dog] Jerry had an idea with a bit of work they looked like an african wild dog everything was smooth sailing until Jim saw a dog ball oh and by the way did I mention he is really sporty so I think you could probably guess he loves balls so he went and played with it.
After a bit of chaos like running for their lives and defending with a bone they made it out bruised and battered and Jerry lost an ear they made it to Dingo mountains this is easier as the dingos spent 24 hours a day and 6 days a week worshiping and giving sacrifices to Lupo their king and they were in the middle of the range and Lupo mountain [were they worship] whilst the three boys crossed through the middle. But wolves sometimes come and steal dingo goods so it was a bit tricky. As they were just about to leave Oggy, the duke of Lupine [wolf] woods came to take the scroll of Lupo so he could find out how to destroy him. But when he saw them he just ran away. And that’s how they made it through Dingo mountains.
When they got to the coast they saw an old pirate ship that belonged to captain black tail [who was a monkey] in 1659-1693 when king Julien the III and his army of gorillas captured him. They sailed until the boat but they heard a noise and found mort [a mouse lemur] demolishing a kangaroo. The crew freaked out in terror. Because Jim was an incredible swimmer hev jumped off the boat and swam to primate land instead. Jerry and Jeff on the other hand thought they were about to die until they noticed mort was riding a shark to kangaroo desert.
When Jerry and Jeff reached primate land Jim was karate chopping a piranha that followed him onto the island they new that primate island is the most terrifying place in the world when they passed gorilla mountain they met a puffer runner who blew loads of puffed air at 1,000 gorillas and king julien the XI and they finally made it to treasure falls.
how to look after a bananalien
How To Look After A Bananalien.
What You Need:
Floating bed, big fluffy pillow, cuddly teddy, plenty alien gadgets, dog food, onion water, TV, music player, tomato flavored mints, loads of ketchup, sunglasses, stories about aliens taking over the world.
What To Do:
First, you need to organize the bedding, Bananaliens love floating beds so no ants could get him as the’re most terrified of ants with a big fluffy pillow and a cuddly teddy.
Next, fill the place with alien gadgets and make sure the shed has at least five windows and a very large door as alien gadgets have microscopic solar panels. Your shed is now ready for your Bananalien.
Then, you need to feed him dog food and onion water three times a day and let him out to get some exercise once a day [make sure there’s no ants around]
Also, when you leave you need to leave cartoons on for him or he’ll get very bored , his favourite shows are banana boy, alien time, banana and alien and oh,yuck
After that, at 06;00pm let him dance and shake his hips his favourite music to dance to is hip hip-hop
Later on, to get ready for bed . He needs to chew on a tomato flavored mint, let him swim in ketchup with sunglasses and have a burping contest. as a consequence of this he will be ready for bed
Finally, tuck him into bed and read him a story about aliens taking over the world. If you follow these instructions your alien will be happy and healthy.
Giant sighting at The Butter Barn
Yesterday, Bob Ryan a great Flesh-wood high student, saw a giant smashing the crops at The Butter Barn Yard. Bob helps his dad(a brewer) and goes to Flesh-Wood High School on 36 Annecy lane. Just before the sighting, he was walking his dog Mia and collecting fern leaves but all of a sudden was a bang. A giant was smashing all the crops; there were barley any left.
Due to rare and dangerous events like these police will be guarding. If you see anything suspicions call 0368346
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