How To Look After A Bananalien.

What You Need:

Floating bed, big fluffy pillow, cuddly teddy, plenty alien gadgets, dog food, onion water, TV, music player, tomato flavored mints, loads of ketchup, sunglasses, stories about aliens taking over the world.

What To Do:

First, you need to organize the bedding, Bananaliens love floating beds so no ants could get him as the’re most terrified of ants with a big fluffy pillow and a cuddly teddy.

Next, fill the place with alien gadgets and make sure the shed has at least five windows and a very large door as alien gadgets have microscopic solar panels. Your shed is now ready for your Bananalien.

Then, you need  to feed him dog food and onion water three times a day and let him out to get some exercise once a day [make sure there’s no ants around] 

Also, when you leave you need to leave cartoons on for him or he’ll get very bored , his favourite shows are banana boy, alien time, banana and alien and oh,yuck 

After that, at 06;00pm let him dance and shake his hips his favourite music to dance to is hip hip-hop 

Later on, to get ready for bed . He needs to chew on a tomato flavored mint, let him  swim in ketchup with sunglasses and have a burping contest. as a consequence of this he will be ready for bed 

Finally, tuck him into bed and read him a story about aliens taking over the world. If you follow these instructions your alien will be happy and healthy.